i just made today my bitch

everything goes smoothly through out the day, no bullshit or drama

dick: man today was fuckin gay bruh
master: ha sucks because i just made today my bitch

i just made today my bitch by damn white boy July 10, 2010

I'm ma peel yo head 

The phrase "I'm ma peel yo head" means that you are about to kick someone's ass.

Instead of "I'm gonna kick your ass" one might say "I'm ma peel yo head, mane!"

I'm ma peel yo head by The Objective May 2, 2010

i guess im just a play date to you 

the audio on tiktok where 12-29 year olds dance in slow motion like Timothée Chalamet

*plays play date by melanie martinez*
girl 1: omg this is the best part!
girl 2: omg yessss
*dances in slow motion*

i GuEsS iM jUsT a PlAy DaTe tO yOu

i guess im just a play date to you by 7o7.cecilia May 15, 2020

i mean maybe 

It simply means u dont know, or don't want to take the time to explain something. Commonly used when being told something you don't understand.

Billy: "Hey, Jim you know the capital of Nebraska right?"
Jim: "I mean maybe"
Billy: "Well what is it then?"
Jim: "I mean maybe"

i mean maybe by Jtford May 29, 2016

I'll marsh mellow your mom 

Some disterbing s** position

I'll marsh mellow your mom -Phil Lester 2017

I'll marsh mellow your mom by Ell lesowell November 5, 2017

I'm Making Fucking Mac N Cheese 

when you're making mac n cheese and nobody can stop you.

Broly: I'M MAKING FUCKING MAC N CHEESE AND NOBODY CAN STOP M-

I'm Making Fucking Mac N Cheese by AnonymousOof June 4, 2019

call me so i can make it juicy for you

a booty call,to call somebody to make em' horny

call me so i can make it juicy for you

call me so i can make it juicy for you by Bone21 May 23, 2008