The sexual act of intercourse with a female and a well endowed male on a food prep table when out of nowhere comes and equally well endowed male penetrates her throat as her head hangs off the opposite side of prep table making the penises unite creating a skewer effect deeming her the human shish-kabob.

Hi honey here's a copy of our Grocery list things to pick up; at store beer ice lottery tickets and a human shish-kabob!

Human Shish-Kabob by Emily "Bass" Jackson March 18, 2019

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humanascophericmaximaphobia

humanascophericmaximaphobia is the phobia of humans.
this can be caused by someone annoying and/or toxic to your life or simply not having a social life and avoiding/not enjoying socialising with humans.

me: i never go outside of the house or talk to anyone!

voices in my head: sounds like you have humanascophericmaximaphobia

humanascophericmaximaphobia by cowboii March 25, 2019

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human

a tasty, annoying penis headed creature.

Man 1: your a human
Man 2: ree?! (kills man 1)

human by penis headed goat April 26, 2019

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hémånshi syndrome

A newly discovered syndrome, not very known, it is a syndorme that afftects adolescents, especially students.
Origianlly discovered in Vietnam, it takes its name from Dr.Hémån (pronounced Hayman).
Someone under this syndrome tends to spend their time in solitude and lost in their own world.What makes it hard to diagnose is that in its early stages it is almost impossible to be found out. Most patients do not have drop in academics and occasionally talk to friends, but in severe cases it can really take over one's self.

He seemes very depressed. What is his problem?
Oh, he's not depressed, he's got the hémånshi syndrome

hémånshi syndrome by communistweeb April 29, 2019

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