Josh Hockel

Infamous shit-poster on several Facebook meme pages including ENG: Llama posting and RTED: Gold Posting.

Known for extremely sexually graphic memes using favourite childhood movies.

Terry: have you seen this guy Josh Hockel’s Facebook posts?

Sheila: No I didn’t, it’s too early in the morning for that absolute smut.

by DJDOUCH3 January 7, 2024

Tonsil hockey

Icky yucky mouth to mouth sex for people who don’t want/can’t have actual sex. You lubricate each others’ tongues nice and slimy with your own tongue and make annoying noises. Also if you’re that one mf who won’t shut up about that one other mf (you KNOW who you are) then you’re going to be a boastful little bastard about it for way too long as if other people were jealous of you when NOBODY IS and you’re EMBARRASSING YOURSELF by trying to show off your PRIVATE LIFE in PUBLIC and then you can’t take the hint as to why NOBODY IS APPLAUDING YOU AND YOU THINK YOU’RE SOOOOOOO INTERESTING FOR GETTIN’ SLIMY IN THEIR SLIMY PIE HOLE BUT NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT STOP TALKING ABOUT IT AND

“I may or may not have kissed redacted today, hehe”
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR TONSIL HOCKEY MATCHES WITH SIR WOOBIE HIMSELF”

by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024

Getting Hocked

When Hock E. Tan buys a company and systematically destroys everything that made it great

VMware is really getting Hocked since the acquisition

by uncle_pat January 10, 2024

yee hockey

People who think that they are better than everyone when in all reality they’re just simply not

They’re a yee hockey piece of cock

by Urban dictionary nerd January 15, 2024

The Hockey cum

When you curve your cum intentionally to cum into a girls mouth and pussy at the same time and then you dick her down with a metal pole till she cums

Yesterday me and Avery did The Hockey cum, it was awesome.

by Jack sack March 16, 2024

Dylan Hocom

6’1, 185lbs, 60yd:8.39, Arm: 80mph, Bats:Right, Skidmore commit. Dylan Hocom is the future of D3 Baseball

Are you gonna play Juco? No, I’m pulling a Dylan Hocom

by jac0bwi150n March 19, 2024

Horse Hocking

When you are riding a horse while straight jorking it

Yeah nigga I was horse hocking on my granddaddy ranch. His horse had me acting up.

by Bob lachtose December 2, 2024