Happiness merchant

The person who supplies all the nitrous oxide at the party.

*Condent hands Alex a balloon of nos*
*Alex consumes balloon*
Alex: Yo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
Condent: OIII I'm the happiness merchant!!!

by Condent March 17, 2021

The Happy Pickle

a whore house in the Potomac Maryland village where whores go to whore out. and horny men go get laid

I went to the Happy Pickle and came home with a happy pickle ;)

by happy pickle November 29, 2010

happy hay

One of many slangs for marijuana.

Tom want to smoke the happy hay.

by hailjh May 13, 2005

Happy Faceday

Wishing someone Happy Birthday on Facebook, reminding them of their first face appearance on planet Earth.

Happy Faceday!

by hdch035 February 27, 2009

Happy Feet

The lamest movie ever made that has no story line really, and it's about a stupid tone def Pinguin that has tourettes syndrome and dances his life away.

I should not gone to the movies and spend 9 bucks to see Happy Feet because the movie sucked balls.

by DGAFPando November 24, 2006

happy feet

movements of the foot during masturbation when climaxing

Hey Sarge..look at this guy...he just got him some happy feet i bet

by laslo pitts July 15, 2007

Happy Tuesday

Day on which new lingerie gets tried out in a sexual setting, often involving a lapdance and/or strip tease. essentially a great way to get back in touch after a trip away.

Dude i had such a Happy Tuesday last night.
or
Stacey gave me the best Happy Tuesday yesterday.

by lic-xo February 8, 2008