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the double hammer battle

Where two men (without erections) rub their dicks together until they get erections then one lays down face up and the other lays on top of him they suck each other's dicks until one of them cums the loser must lie down on the floor while the winner inserts his penis into the losers asshole and proceeds to fuck him until completion.
Aw man Trevor you shoulda seen joe got so drunk last night I won at the double hammer battle easily
by Abnormalcupcake March 7, 2017
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Velvet Hammer

An adult toy in which two consenting males engage in consensual anal activities . Also used to describe a homosexual male that hammers his partner like a hammer with the soft touch like velvet.
He hammered me like the velvet hammer that he his.
by PETTYMURPHY44 August 28, 2017
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Thors hammer

When you put wet concrete on your erect cock and wait for it to dry and try to lift it with your cock
by I AM THOR THE GOD January 25, 2025
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houston hammer

when in texas you analy fuck your bitch, then you cum in her eyeballs, causing her puss puss to spread wide open and scream spank me daddy.
damn that houston hammer sesh was unbearable last night.
by Sir. Faggot September 15, 2017
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piss hammered

so drunk you pee uncontrollably
Connor was so piss hammered that he pissed all over marissa amor
by Bacrow October 28, 2013
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Flash Hammered

When consuming alcohol or cannabis and your body absorbs it as an abnormal rate. You become speedily inebriated and it takes you by surprise .
Jerry butt chugged that merlot and he’s trashed already. Dude got flash hammered!
by Seagullpants August 22, 2021
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