The Goose

Transcendental being unbound by space and time. All of their actions are legendary, both good and bad. The Goose is loved by all.

The Goose is everything.

by Theeternalgoose January 17, 2019

Goose goose

An experience of something usually crazy,spontaneous,wild, lit, or dangerous.
An indescribable experience.

“Last night we were on that goose goose shit”
“Goose goose shit YAKWTFGO”
“Oh nah he on that goose goose shit”
“We’re about to be on some goose goose activities”

by Katsnatcher June 11, 2018

ivan the silly goose

ivan is an extremely silly goose who does silly things! he never sleeps and loves girls from hawaii.

Oh look, its ivan the silly goose eating sushi which is his favorite food!

by ivansbiggestfan June 26, 2021

Goose

(Australian) ;-An Idiot-or Fool. (A Dickhead).
Someone who is easily led/ A scapegoat

"We should get him to do it for us,,-He's a Goose".

by sachabinky September 20, 2020

Slickering the Goose

Using cum retained in your mouth from a prior blowjob to lubricate a secondary penis in preparation for anal sex.

“You might want to save some of that for slickering the goose”

by Grandma Ex December 23, 2018

Goose

When you have a whole rotation off work using vacation days and can not be ordered in.

Supervisor- I need to order you in tomorrow.
Employee- No way, I’m riding goose this rotation boss.

by Drew B 1 October 2, 2022

Goosing, Goosed it!

Goosing is term that has be coined to describe a moment when a person (usually a male) has been startled and acts or reacts erratically. When the person starts “flapping about” this is a classic form of goosing. For example on COD if a player picks battle and then runs away mid fight this is Gooooosing. Any erratic behaviour is classed as goosing. But is best used to refer to or in context when a male is backing out of a battle or awkward situation to get away. Similar terms are “bottle” and “bottling it”.

Goosing, Goosed it! Ways it can be used:

he was gonna start a fight but gooosed It!

He was gonna tell her he loved her but he goooosed it.

This term was created on COD to describe moments when teams mates got scared, emotional, run away mid battle or see enemies and don’t fight. This is the most typical use of the phrases goosing and goosed it.Goosing comes from when you startle goose by the river or lake and watch it try and flap away.

by DRED FRED May 9, 2021