evan dillworth

dumb idiot that doesn’t know how to play minecraft

“diamonds spawn below -60” “no they don’t, what are you, evan dillworth??

by noahbragg79 May 3, 2022

Evan

A smart very intelligent black man that is very athletic

Evan is very smart and intelligent.

by vv April 25, 2022

Evans

Evans's are highly intelligent, most loyal and selfless of friends, loves sports, and is lowkey funny. Evans's are nervous around girls, have a hard time communicating with them, and usually just chill with the boys. Evans's love to argue with others and will always say they are right even though they know good and well they are wrong. Evans's are HIGHKEY sus and enjoy group showers and sleeping with the boys, but no homo. Evan's also talk to really high pitches and in a weird voice to their parents.

Homie 1: Bro, why won't you go talk to that hottie over there.
Homie 2: Dude, it is just awkward.
Homie 1: Bro! Quit being an Evans.

by sexycountryboy November 6, 2020

Evan

THE SWEETEST PERSON IN THE WORLD

“You are such an Evan”
“Stawp you are so Evan”

by Boujee Bastard June 4, 2021

Dirty Evan

When your friend is a closeted furry and leaves to fill the cats or dogs cause they were getting low

I was online with my buddy the other night and he pulled a Dirty Evan when he heard his cat meowing in the back ground

by DKDM July 11, 2024

Evan

Evan is short for rotund donut loving thicc boi. He is very smart and is like einstein but also the complete opposite he is gay, objectifies triangles, is brown, short and most importantly enormously rotund

Stop eating like an evan

by Adhair May 23, 2019

Evan

Evan, a word to describe one of the oldest known things in the universe. It has lived through every single event in history.

Evan is old as fuck

by Frito_lays October 5, 2023