Christian Kelly is a big strong man who is deeply in love with his girlfriend and he loves sex, he is know as the "SEX GOD"
by Joey Petter April 03, 2018
Made up by hell bent Wiccans, in order to ease their fears that the witchcraft they practise will send them to hell.
Thus the need to also include Jesus, just in case the goddess they believe in is evil and they can cry out they were confused on Judgement Day
Thus the need to also include Jesus, just in case the goddess they believe in is evil and they can cry out they were confused on Judgement Day
Trish was a Christian Wicca which in other words was a hypocrite as people cannot serve two masters.
Thus her stupid mixing of faiths is sending her to hell.
Thus her stupid mixing of faiths is sending her to hell.
by Glenn.G August 06, 2006
by Shishkebab March 26, 2005
Guy 1: Man, my girlfriend just won't put out for me.
Guy 2: That's because she's a christian lesbian.
Guy 2: That's because she's a christian lesbian.
by dbrutal March 23, 2010
A Gay 18 year old Virgin that plays Pokemon and has glasses that is poor and a retard to, hes 18 and in the 10th grade.
by Anonymous78789 February 09, 2012
Christian dick is just Christian's dick it is very large Christian is black he has a girlfriend that's loves it her name is maison she trys to touch it and to perform oral sex on it sometimes Christian dick is almost 7 inches long maison loves that she thinks it mediam Christian is 12
by CHRISTIAN LARGE DICK June 14, 2017