Chode

A dick the is very wide but but long at all

Bob: "have u seen rian's dick pic it's going around"
Fred : "ya it's so small"
Bob: "ya I no he's got such a chode"

by Fanny hunter December 11, 2017

Chode

Human being that is unliked by the majority of people.

Jack: yo did u see Benny today

Jonathan: yea I saw him down the hallway, but I’ll warn you he’s a real chode

by Isuckzpeniis November 17, 2018

Chode

When your penis Is wider than it is long.

A girl said Drew has a chode.

by Adolphdripster September 25, 2019

Chode

When someone reaches unimaginable levels of being a shmuck and a douche

Guy: Sir I think you need a wrench not a spatula to fix a engine
Chode: Fuck you, it's my car I'll fix it how I damn please
Guy: (walks away) What a fucking chode

by McNugget3000 June 17, 2020

Chode

A dick that is very short and wider than it is long

Jeremy Savaria has such a chode!

by BigThotThiccBoi September 5, 2020

she-chode

noun, a very thick female with the body shape of a burrito. A she-chode is one of those girls you can't tell if she's fat or not.

girl walks by...

Mikey: Would you hit that?
Henry: Nah man, she's an undercover she-chode. Her jacket just covers.
Mikey: I still would. I'm fuckin desperate

by cliffboy22 May 24, 2009

Sir Chodeington

A name to describe someone who posesses a chode. (penis wider than it is long)

Frequently used to "ripp the piss" out of friends.

Or just if you don't like someone..

Sarah: Hey Sir Chodeington whip out your chode so we can laugh...

Sam aka Sir Chodeington : Stop that hurts my feelings I'm emotional.

by samisachode May 15, 2010