Cancer

BMGT 289B. What business majors do full time. Discussing power point and reading mind numbing articles on company board meetings.

Person A: God, I have business class every Wednesday for two fucking hours!

Person B: That is such cancer

by Baba Yaga 23 February 23, 2022

Candesartan

A medicine drug used to treat high blood pressure, relaxing the blood vessels so the blood can flow freely. This, amongst others is also referred to as Candice, for short.

Guy #1: Man, I’ve been feeling worn out lately, think it’s stress or something..
Guy #2: Shit, you tried Candesartan? It’ll fix you right up.

by MJisLife203 March 17, 2022

cancer

usually found in your left toe or found in your relationship with your dad

damn alex be looking a little sus he might have cancer thats gay

by spitfiresenpaicumcream March 19, 2022

canberk

There is a big chance that he may be the biggest person in the world. When I say biggest, I mean d's, height, etc. Canberk if you read this, just know that we all love you and value you. Just talk to us, please.
We love you man.

Please...

Dude, look at that guy! He is such a Canberk.

by yourfriendsloveyoucanberk March 27, 2022

canberk

There is a big chance that he may be the biggest person in the world. When I say biggest, I mean respectability, height, etc. Canberk if you read this, just know that we all love you and value you. Just talk to us, please.
We love you man.

Please...

Dude, look at that guy! He is such a Canberk, and it is a great thing!

by yourfriendsloveyoucanberk March 27, 2022

Cancer

People always look down on cancer's as if they are shy , bad , emotional , a cry baby and so on and that is not true at all I am not a cancer but my best friend is a cancer and she is confident , amazing , ALL THE WORDS THAT DESCRIBE PRETTY , smart , kind , hard working , THE MOST FUNNIEST PERSON ON EARTH and will be mean if you are mean to anybody she is close too. All I'm saying is cancers are not what you think they are they are unique and is the best things ever made on earth trust me I know.

Nishi (my bestay) : Heyyy
Me : Hey my fav cancerrrr
Nishi (my bestay) : Aww ilysm

Me : Ik love ya!

by truthteller080575 March 30, 2022

Cancer

Americans(for AIDS, look up "British")

It's a shame coronavirus didn't kill every single one of them. Those cancer cells have been wrecking havoc on the rest of the world and getting away with it for far too long.

It's funny how the cancer cells are now protesting against the war in Ukraine, when they ARE the ones pushing for war with Russia in the first place.

Never let the American out of its cage, it will metastasize and the entire planet will get cancer.

Foo: Hey, did you know that the US uses most of its tax money to fund Israel's Iron Dome?
Bar: Cancer feeding cancer, what's new?

The cancer cells of the world are more preoccupied of political correctness than actually contributing to society, so I'd say China is going up against an opponent who has idea how to breathe on its own.

There is no such thing as an anti-war American, that's like a non-malignant cancer cell. It's an oxymoron.

News reporter: "...the failed coup d'état in El Salvador was later revealed to be backed by an "anarcho-communist" group based in San Jose, California".
A: That was an example of the metastasis of cancer cells, kids. Early diagnosis is key, the earlier they're found and treated, the better the outcome.

by ilikemayonags April 15, 2022