Shaft bump

Deep throating a dick and taking a bump off the shaft at maximum throating level. Trick is to snort the cocaine and not swallow

Jeff Houston is a pro at shaft bumps, a legend in these parts. Some say he invented it.

by Partysecretsfromredding August 8, 2018

Bump

At least as old as Black & White movies, a Bump is "A Little More" of something, typically intoxicating.

"Can I bump you up" = get you another cocktail, line of coke/ketamine, etc.

by KPryme June 15, 2018

Bump Cushion

A large (or small) ball of dough creating a 1:1:1:1 mixture of crisco, whole wheat flour, sugar, and borax, designed to poison cockroaches through dehydration.

Hank: “Dude, what is this giant glob of

dough sitting on your counter?”
Leroy: “Oh, that’s just a Bump Cushion I

made this morning.”

by SmallBoyJohnson October 12, 2019

speed Bump

speed Bump is a guy from Leicestershire who's been hit by a car 3 times up to now with minor injuries and often has no second thoughts about useing his fists. speed Bump will often think hes invincible or just the greatest person to ever live speed Bump can either be calm or a prick to you it all depends on how you treat him.

jhon/ yo bro you heard

Kaine/ about what

jhon/ speed Bump and his guys band that Roons guy from parks for being a nonce twat and mans called the pigs

Kaine/ ye i hured my man got away with it you know

John/ thats a madness g tho still

by Dr speed bump November 27, 2019

bump

displace from a job or role, especially in favor of someone else.

"she was bumped for a youthful model"

by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024

Hammer bump

When a guy puts coke one the end of his dick in a little pile and his bro snorts it off.

Hey bro, How bout a hammer bump for the road?

by TallMammaJamma July 20, 2019

Bump

A bump is when you go for a drive only to bop music. This is a practice that must be done weekly to maintain a steady health. Many people like to grab Popeyes if Fran let’s them whilst bumping.

Steven: yo you tryna go for a quick bump?
David: yeah let’s grab Popeyes too
Steven: 🗿

by Bumplebee November 27, 2019