boyfriend

something we both know your never gonna have

me: did you get a boyfriend yet
you: no
me:i knew that

by natalietkx February 10, 2023

two-day-boyfriend

Noun
The man you fuck, enjoy getting to know, engage in a fun activity with, get to know the best side of and let him see the best side of you, all without investing any feelings in each other as you both know that in just a few short days you will never see each other again.

Friend 1: "We had a great time and he was a great person. I really enjoyed my time with him."
Friend 2: "Do you miss him?"
Friend 1: "Nah, he was only a two-day-boyfriend"

by Olivia Moore June 7, 2017

National Boyfriend’s Day

August 12th is National Boyfriend’s Day! Give your bf as much love as there is in the world and show your appreciation, especially by the end of the night 😉

Bf: Hey babe, why are you acting so loving today?
Gf: It’s August 12th!! A.K.A. National Boyfriend’s day! I just love you so much and you’re awesome!!!
3 hours later at 10:30pm
Gf: Hey babe, lay back and let me ride

by ijustwantlove2763 August 9, 2022

National boyfriend day

Do shi for ur ur man ini

“ it’s national boyfriend day ima go suck his dick “

by Sym2.0 July 31, 2021

Battery+Operated+Boyfriend (Bob)

Battery+Operated+Boyfriend is an object that will buy a woman everything an anything she wants. Otherwise known as "Bob"

"My+Battery+Operated+Boyfriend (Bob) is pretty useful, until he needs new batteries"

by AvidCuminDoc September 16, 2016

late boyfriend

a partner or spouse who has recently passed away while you were in a relationship

girl: i made a hand mold in the hospital with me and my late boyfriend

other person: i’m so sorry for your loss

by anonymous May 7, 2023

yo boyfriend

A sarcastic remark describing somebody who is not your type.

Girl: Ew its that weird guy again.

Girl's brother: That's yo boyfriend over there!

by Qwertyquoo June 22, 2022