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Life’s a beach

Life’s was a beach and your here dude now life’s a bitch
life’s a beach now life’s a bitch
by Epic gamer moment December 26, 2019
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Beached

The result of spending time at the beach. Lots and Lots of sand in your nether regions.

Sometimes you'll find some a week later!
"Why do you keep on scratching your dick" "Oh I got beached"
by Sean WiterMan April 20, 2019
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Hampton Beach Handshake

An alternate name for "The Shocker," for those who find it enjoyable, rather than shocking.
"I wasn't very optimistic about that date, but he ended up giving me a Hampton Beach Handshake, so I'm seeing him again on Friday."
by MD711 December 23, 2021
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Ethan Beach

The sexiest man to ever live, and walk on this earth. He has perfect abs, and a huge ass dick. He sweeter than a starbucks frappucino, and more charming than prince charming himself. He's fantastic at sex, and he bangs you so hard you can't breathe.
Holy shit, I wish Ethan Beach would just fuck me so hard that I can't breathe.
by fattymclardass96 August 4, 2019
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Virginia beach

Worst big city in the US. This city sucks and WILL make you depressed. It is super lame here and everybody is just copies of each other. If you are even slightly unique in VB they will call you weird and make fun of you.

Nobody here knows how to mind their business and all the kids think they're famous when they're just annoying and ugly. A lot of people here have dreams of moving to big cities but we all know they don't even try and school so they will be staying their ass right in VB will all the other adult losers who work 9-5 jobs and hate their lives. If you want to have a good interesting life don't move here you will regret it and please stop making families here that is literally abuse towards the kids that you have no teenager should have to live here. The worst part about this city is the fact that you can do nothing and you will still end up in drama and the sport boys think they're going to make it big when they suck.
Yo you're from virginia beach?

Yeah
Wow is that why you have depression?
Yes
by martha64725134 October 7, 2020
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Beached Panda

a beast at video games even though he is very new to them
man 1 : watcha playin
man 2: black ops with ruben, this guy is a beached panda!!!
by OZNEROL July 25, 2011
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National pass out on will websters beach day

August 9th is national pass out on will websters beach day, get so drunk you pass out on the sand.
"National Pass Out on Will Websters Beach Day" is described as a day on August 9th where people drink as much alcohol as they can until they pass out on the sand at Will Websters Beach.
by Hdbejdidn August 9, 2024
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