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douche bag

(noun) A man who thinks his penis is made of platinum and treats women like shit.
Kevin Federline, John Meyer, and Rush Limbaugh are all douche bags.
by owee March 3, 2010
mugGet the douche bagmug.

Bag Of Dicks

A group of game developers who have set the bar so high for unusual levels of dickness and 'out of the way fuckery' who most definitely work for rockstar/take-two interactive. Most notably for cars pulling out in front of you 'at random,' businesses getting robbed within 4 hours of being setup and only being in your MC for like half an hour and getting the cops 'randomly' right after calling them off without even hitting a cop car.
These bag of dicks at rockstar parked my chopper under a light pole, dafuq?
by outletIT July 4, 2019
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blue bag

refers to the act of eating a girls ass. Assholes always taste like blue bag doritos.
Her pussy was sore, so I blue bagged her and we called it even
by John V Doo Doo February 20, 2009
mugGet the blue bagmug.

Mayonnaise Bag

Once I announced to Sheila that I was about to cum, she proceeded to squeeze my mayonnaise bag until it was empty.
by Pepper November 2, 2004
mugGet the Mayonnaise Bagmug.

Douche Bag

Giles Gobey a locall retard from a small inbread town called otley it is loacated 12miles from leeds.

This douche bag can be seen driving around in a black saxo on a regular basis he is normally alone as he is on the look out for any underaged kids between 12-16 (no older tho) COS THAT IS LEGAL SICK BASTARD !!
by The Pile driving perve June 5, 2010
mugGet the Douche Bagmug.

Deutsche-bag

A person of the German descent, who is acting like the utmost of douches.
Guy 1: Fuck that guy Hans, he's such a douche-bag.

Guy 2: No way man he's German.

Guy 1: Right, Deutsche-bag.

Guy 2: NICE.
by poopoopoopopoopop March 6, 2012
mugGet the Deutsche-bagmug.

Bogie Bag

A bag for weed made from the celaphayne wrapping on a new pack of cigarettes. You would take either the bottom or top half of this wrapping, fill it with weed, then singe the top closed either with a lit cigarette or lighter. If you smoke weed and cigarettes keep the bottom half of the celaphayne on ur pack so u always have a bag at hand if one is needed.
"Yo you got something i could put this weed in? i didn't smoke it all and i dont wanna just shove it in my pocket."

"Don't sweat it man i'll make u a bogie bag for it."
by hoy January 13, 2006
mugGet the Bogie Bagmug.

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