Alex Kister

A super nice and cool person!!!!👍👍👍👍 He is the best!!!

Oh no I don't what Alex Kister means😓😓😓😓😓
OH NOOOOOOOO HOLD UP😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

by horrogamefan March 22, 2022

Alex Turner

A 36-year-old lad born in Sheffield, England, front man of Arctic Monkeys and The Last Shadow Puppets. Most fans have fallen hard for him due to his talent, aesthetic, and obviously his appearance. Though, he is not someone who enjoys interviews, so he usually acts as the gif shown below.

Here is how different social medias perceived him (from what I've witnessed):
Tiktok- the hot guy who dropped his mic.

Reddit- lyrical genius who is obsessed with the Strokes.
Instagram- the hot guy who wrote AM, usually seen in badly edited Facebook memes.
YouTube- quirky hot weirdo uncle who is in love with Miles Kane.
Twitter- the hot guy who still hasn't dropped the album, fighting about whether dracula Alex is hot or not
Tumblr- the hot guy with messy love life.

In a nutshell, all social medias perceived him as hot.

Phoebe: Do you know who Alex Turner is?
Gracie: No, who?
Phoebe: This guy *shows a picture of bald Alex*
Gracie: He looks creepy.
Phoebe: *shows a picture of AM Alex*
Gracie: Ohh, that guy who sang Do I Wanna Know and 505! He is so hot!

by thequeeenisdead February 11, 2022

Alex Fiction

It's a type of subgenre for fiction based on whatever Alex Falbtard has written or is going to write.

Average Roman: what genre is it?
Alex Falbtard: Fiction.
Average Roman: What subgenre?
Alex Falbtard: Alex Fiction.

by Falbtard October 15, 2021

Alex Moment

When you play multiple games of tarkov and you forget to remove your quest item from your inventory and you die.

C'mon i did an Alex Moment again ffs.
Well played man, you just did an Alex Moment, now go cry in a corner.

by Tonkatron5000 June 11, 2021

Alex Turner

Makes me cum so hard it's ridiculous. So fucking hot and sexy, his sexy hips arousing- all but coaxes me to orgasm more times than I can count, his sinful talented fingers fiddling me like his guitars, his intoxicating scent the most lethal love potion, his voice the sweetest lullaby.
Oh how I wish he was real.

Alex Turner maybe we ought to fuck seven years of bad luck at the powder room mirror.

by alexturnerscumdumpslut November 24, 2021

Alex Ortiz

A college student, who can get a lot of ass if he tried, but does not apply him self to the female student body. He is the type of student that, on the first four days of college he goes home with three different girls, but does not fornicate with any of them. Usually he dose not think of him self as an attractive person, but many female (and male) students would rate him an 11 to 11.5 on a scale of 1-10.

That kid Eric Jeffers is a real Alex Ortiz, he could have fornicated with 8 of the hottest girls at the party tonight, but instead he went home with that lemon.

by candela68+1 October 3, 2011

Alex Pettyfer

English actor born in 1990 in Hertfordshire, England.
Working in movies such as: Operation Stormbreaker & Wild Child w/ Emma Roberts.

*Rumored to be the next James Bond*

Chick: Who's that guy that played Alex Rider, in Stormbreaker?

Chick2: Oh! That's Alex Pettyfer!

by LOLKatiee March 21, 2009