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Madam's Apple

When a man dresses like a woman very well, but there is just something not right... The adam's apple is clearly visible.
Guy 1: "That chick is soo hot, I'm gonna buy her a drink!"

Guy 2: "Dude... that chick has a Madam's Apple.. yeah... that's a guy...."

Guy 1: " Oh! Good save!!!"

Guy 1 and Guy 2: High Five!
by Ms. Cutthroatt January 9, 2010
mugGet the Madam's Applemug.

Apple Computer

A computer that never crashes, and is now UNIX-based. They look good, are easy to use, and are fun. You can be more productive with an Apple Computer. Apple Computers last much longer than PCs.
My Apple Computer is six years old, cost me $1000 new, but is faster than my one-month old Windows PC. It even runs OS X and burns DVDs!
by Carl Smith August 25, 2005
mugGet the Apple Computermug.

Madam's apple

When a male shoves his penis so far down a womans throat that the head causes a small bulge in the front of the womans throat.
Ben: Yah she cant talk cuz i gave her a nice Madam's Apple last night.
Jim: Nice.
by The Flying Filipino November 13, 2005
mugGet the Madam's applemug.

Apple Works

by Bradley Adrian May 13, 2005
mugGet the Apple Worksmug.

them apples

that.
if you just beat someones ass you might say, "how dyu like them apples?"
by lauren August 31, 2003
mugGet the them applesmug.

Pink Apple

a vagina that is pink and round
eww dude her pink apple was huge!
by Danzz November 19, 2010
mugGet the Pink Applemug.

Apple jackoff

1. a loser fanboy who defends his apple products by splitting hairs and saying superior technology is a blatant rip off of his device. usually found and quickly banned in android or windows forums.

2. that loser at the mall who checks his email or otherwise just makes it look like he's doing something on his macbook in a public place such as starbucks, the mall, etc... in his mind he is the coolest person on the planet however this is farthest from the truth.

3. people who go to an apple store just to look at the shiny aluminium computers that must produce diamonds for the price they're sold at.
1. p 1. android is a rip off of IOS because they both have touch screens and apps
p 2. shut up you apple jackoff

2. look at that loser staring at his desktop typing nonsense in texedit such an apple jackoff

3. i hate those 13 year old apple jackoffs who go all the way across town to go to apple store to upload photobooth photos of themselves to facebook
by theandroiddroid July 19, 2011
mugGet the Apple jackoffmug.

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