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Zombied

When an ex messages you out of nowhere asking for money, a hookup or a place to crash.
I got Zombied last night by my ex Karen. She wanted a booty call
by Direwolf May 7, 2023
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Sadistic Zombies

Ha! Totally bro! I said that earlier didn't I?
Hym "Sadistic Zombies! But it's not just the Republicans. Look at me! I'm like Wolverine from Marvel Zombies, right? Where he gets locked I the basement and eaten perpetual. Used as a replenishing food source. Only to find out later that is they would have abstained from eating the hunger would have went away. Ha! Heheheh... *Sigh* Good times..."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2025
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zombie froth

The copious amounts of drool and spittle that comes out of the mouth of the infirm and elderly. This is usually accompanied by moans and other zombie like attributes ie sparse hair, shambling gait, missing teeth and the smell of death.
You need to wipe grandma's chin. Ever since her stroke it stays covered in zombie froth.
by resrexmun July 2, 2012
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Zombie

A slang term used by some to denote people or individuals with apparent lack of emotion, morality, empathy and planning, usually beating each other over the head for toilet paper. A highly derogatory term.

The recent occurrence of zombie movies focuses heavily on the problems that irrational, unplanned and volatile individuals have on society, and hense where the modern term comes from.

The term denotes a class division and tension between the two that stems from two defined world orders.

1st: That of the Democratic value of utilitarianism and individual right to govern through elected responsibilities.

2nd: Advent of business wealth and organisation structures as the new influencer of human behaviour.

Currently in it's infant stages as mockery and disbelief at the seemingly irrational behaviours of normal people in group situations.

Cure: Enjoying the pleasures of your own oppertunities. Zen, zoga, planning, cooperation, lateral thinking, bad situational avoidence. Individual persuits of happiness. 'Brains' thinking for your self. Dezombifying through 1.5m social distancing, home issolation and accumulating food stocks to out last zombie state.

'go' zombie
Stay away from the super market those zombies are mascring everything in site, spreading their coronavirus germs everywhere and hording all the toilet paper.

Don't be such a zombie, leave some rolls on the shelf for the next zombie.

That guys a zombie, all he likes doing is hanging around all day, eating, moping, not helping in anyway. He's only knows other zombies, and if shit hit the fan he'd probably eat your face. What a zombie!
by m . March 30, 2020
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Zombie Head

A strange drug that is found at the music festival Bonnaroo and probably others. That is blindingly expensive. A man saw a transaction that involved it in 2011 and has been searching for what it is ever since to quell the obsession that has taken over his life.
Yo man have you heard about Zombie Head/?

No man sorry. Damnit I heard a transaction selling/buying it and have been searching for what it is for the past 6 years with no luck... Maybe the insanity it has caused in my life IS Zombie Head?!
by Goldmane May 8, 2018
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zombie cleo

zombie cleo, a kickass girlboss british minecraft youtuber!!!
“i’m gonna watch mumbo jumbo!”

“i’m gonna go watch zombie cleo!”
by sillyraccoongirl September 24, 2023
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Zombie

A slang word used for cheap or bad marijuana. Most commonly noted in the song Down Under by Men at Work.
Traveling in a dried out kombi; On a hippy trail head full of zombie
by Glubs11 January 17, 2018
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