1. Noun. When, overcome with sadness, depression, or despair, you jerk off to feel even marginally better.
2. Noun. A masturbatory session that happens to coincide with a sad or depressive episode. Tears may be used as lubricant.
3. Verb. Engaging in definitions 1 or 2.
4. Noun. Someone who's usually an asshole, who happens to be crying at the moment.
2. Noun. A masturbatory session that happens to coincide with a sad or depressive episode. Tears may be used as lubricant.
3. Verb. Engaging in definitions 1 or 2.
4. Noun. Someone who's usually an asshole, who happens to be crying at the moment.
1. Overcome with sadness, Noah decided to have a weepy jerk, resulting in his problems not seeming quite so bad after all.
2. While on a marathon jerk session, Thomas recalled a sad moment from his formative years, turning his proud gank into a weepy jerk.
3. Heath weepily jerked for hours, hoping for some change in his mood.
4. -Aw, Eli's crying! -Who gives a shit?! Fuck that weepy jerk!
2. While on a marathon jerk session, Thomas recalled a sad moment from his formative years, turning his proud gank into a weepy jerk.
3. Heath weepily jerked for hours, hoping for some change in his mood.
4. -Aw, Eli's crying! -Who gives a shit?! Fuck that weepy jerk!
by Kabouter0 October 31, 2021

This is a fiction definition.
octagon jerk means a jerk or a group of people in a octagonal position to masturbate in a sexual manner and way. It also means a low iq person or an idiotic person. It also can be used as a meaning which is either marijuana or cocaine. It’s also a nickname for a pet.
octagon jerk means a jerk or a group of people in a octagonal position to masturbate in a sexual manner and way. It also means a low iq person or an idiotic person. It also can be used as a meaning which is either marijuana or cocaine. It’s also a nickname for a pet.
1. Ben: You’re an octagon jerk!
Jason: sorry.
2. Richard: I really hate people doing octagon jerk in a sexual way!
Tom: Yeah, I know that.
3. John: it’s not fair at all, octagon jerk!
Jeff: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to!
4. Quinn: I saw someone smoking octagon jerk.
Adam: Just tell him to stop and that will do the trick! :)
5. Benny: I just got a pet octagon jerk.
Kenny: What the hell?
Kenny: I think I’m disgusted!
Benny: I was referring to a pet, not a sexual manner.
Kenny: Oh.
Jason: sorry.
2. Richard: I really hate people doing octagon jerk in a sexual way!
Tom: Yeah, I know that.
3. John: it’s not fair at all, octagon jerk!
Jeff: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to!
4. Quinn: I saw someone smoking octagon jerk.
Adam: Just tell him to stop and that will do the trick! :)
5. Benny: I just got a pet octagon jerk.
Kenny: What the hell?
Kenny: I think I’m disgusted!
Benny: I was referring to a pet, not a sexual manner.
Kenny: Oh.
by KB_2024 September 9, 2023

When a man with multiple personality disorder has a wank and an episode at the same time and gets through 12 personalities before cumming on his grandma while yelling “BY THE POWER OF CUM ON YOUR GREYSKULL”
by Lingtora August 13, 2024

A phrase used by a person who is down bad and then regret a certain action committed.
It is commonly associated with post-nut clarity
It is commonly associated with post-nut clarity
- What's her OF?
10 minutes later
- Nvm I jerked off
- You're so beautiful
- Marry me?
- Nvm I jerked off, you mean nothing to me
10 minutes later
- Nvm I jerked off
- You're so beautiful
- Marry me?
- Nvm I jerked off, you mean nothing to me
by WillieDog February 17, 2025

It is the act in which more than one person engages in jacking each other off as a form to relieve their sick fetishes.
by maddoxtheflavorfulcarror January 17, 2025

by jimmyjerker July 19, 2020

Man A: what happened last night?
Man B: you, jim, tom, and bob all were in a jerk wagon together!
Man A:ewww..
Man B: you, jim, tom, and bob all were in a jerk wagon together!
Man A:ewww..
by Weeesnaw July 6, 2010
