Zombie

An undead people from MINECRAFT that wants to kill you

Dude 1: Yo don't look back
Dude 2: OMG run! ITS ZOMBIES

by yeahnihgas August 8, 2019

Plants Vs Zombies heroes

The one gay game that niggers play

Person 1: Hey i play Plants vs zombies heroes
Person 2: Fuck you

by Monebt bruh November 28, 2021

Tiny Spaceman Zombie

A Tiny man in space that eats Martians and rocks. Very lumpy humanoid retarded thing that never knows what it is doing.

What is that Tiny Spaceman Zombie doing on the Moon? It looks like it's eating rocks and martians. What a retard. It probably does'nt even know what it is doing.

by Poopness November 9, 2010

Zombie Tweaker

A guy who lives in the War Zone of Albuquerque and so strung out on drugs, picks fights with street signs and loses.

I saw this zombie tweaker on Central near the fairgrounds fighting a stop sign. Gave a good show of it, too.

by Juancabeza May 19, 2025

Zombie

bloody cannibals; quite fascinating
When someone is being annoying or selfish.

Friend 1: you're being such a Zombie right now!!!

Friend 2: what?!?!?!

by Momma knows best. June 14, 2011

Retirement Zombie

A person who is using a legacy bank that limits what they're allowed to invest in to save for retirement.

Hal almost lost his entire 401(k) to fees because he forgot to roll it over when he switched jobs, he's a retirement zombie!

by Retired Satoshi September 25, 2023

zombie fart

When ancient, decomposing gunk hidden in the farter’s backside comes back to life in a full biblical event. It crawls out of the darkness like something that should have stayed forgotten, unleashing noxious fumes that terrorize anyone within range. A stench so apocalyptic it feels like a warning sign the prophets politely chose not to write down.

Bro, that was a full zombie fart. It rose out of the darkness like the undead and came straight for my soul.

by Seah0rse November 25, 2025