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Zombie Tweaker

A guy who lives in the War Zone of Albuquerque and so strung out on drugs, picks fights with street signs and loses.
I saw this zombie tweaker on Central near the fairgrounds fighting a stop sign. Gave a good show of it, too.
by Juancabeza May 19, 2025
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Zombie

bloody cannibals; quite fascinating
When someone is being annoying or selfish.
Friend 1: you're being such a Zombie right now!!!

Friend 2: what?!?!?!
by Momma knows best. June 14, 2011
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Retirement Zombie

A person who is using a legacy bank that limits what they're allowed to invest in to save for retirement.
Hal almost lost his entire 401(k) to fees because he forgot to roll it over when he switched jobs, he's a retirement zombie!
by Retired Satoshi September 25, 2023
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Zombie

The great great zombie once said......
by Dewaz April 27, 2022
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Text zombie

Someone who wants to communicate by text rather than by phone or in person. They want to text because they feed on texts like zombies feed on brains.
This tinder guy is a text zombie. I feel so drained by all these texts like he’s trying to feast on me instead of trying to date me.
by UrbanLady!!!!! August 31, 2020
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FEMINIST ZOMBIE

A CONTRACICTIVE PRUDE.

A staging definition as former salient , as this is any gender that has anti-telepathic STOIC AWARENESS.

EAT SHIT.

A MONOPOLY'S DREAM COME true.
Come on ELLEN as on your show you are so generous BUT here you are being a FEMINIST ZOMBIE when we are trying to play CARDS AGAINST HUMANUTY such an incredible game.

You cannot read the mind of a FEMINIST ZOMBIE for only BUT EXCEPTION maybe as they go PRUDE side by they will never talk to you even if you try to PISS THEM OFF as be very careful with these people.

The STOICISM will have you do only one thing if you try to penetrate a FEMINIST ZOMBIE as you will become a MANDATORY SHITEATER and EAT SHIT LITERALLY as ANATOMICALLY INGEST SHIT.

One of the biggest functions of the FEMINIST ZOMBIE is to break down anybody's IMAGE to a NOBODY par example EXHIBITIONISTIC SHIT EATER as SHIT IS ALWAYS IN CONTROL and the MANDATORY SHITEATER pierces LOWER AND LOWER levels each TIME.
by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 6, 2021
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Super Zombie

That special breed of zombie in Nazi Zombies that's 5 levels to early. They are capable of surviving multiple headshots, a nuke, a knife on insta kill, and can knock you down with one hit no matter what.
Joe: YEAH! LEVEL 30!

Bob: Did you a glitch or lapping?

Joe: Neither, I'm just that-

Bob: Super Zombie?

Joe: &@#$ %&( #@%^%$^!!!!!!!
by Komodo_15 August 13, 2011
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