windows shopper

One who enjoys online shopping, they don't even need to use windows. See Windows Shopping

She was a windows shopper so no one ever saw her at the mall.

by Mewchu11 April 12, 2004

Windows XP

XTREMELY PISS...
Does to much and works little.

The stupid cunt down the road installed extremely piss into his car's computer and it makes him answer a questionaire before turning... then decides the other way would be better anyway.

by Rican January 25, 2004

Windows XP

A highly fake new version of Windows which looks like a cross between a 'dead' and a 'duh' emoticon. Windows XP attempted to be pretty, but actually wasn't, as in the start button appeared curved, but the active area is a rectangle. This is one of Microsoft's more stable OS's, but any normal person sticks it into Classic Mode anyway to get rid of that humungous start menu. Microsoft also changed the size of the icons randomly, making all icons not designed for XP look pixellated and crappy. XP takes up a stupidly high amount of resources and disc space, and "requires" a Pentium 3 processor or higher. Windows XP is essentially worthless without buying several other products. Windows XP changed the scrollbar into something visually intrusive and flashy, which is a shame.

A good feature of Windows XP is the translucent drag-select, rather than the dotted line of previous versions. Windows XP is a popular entry in UrbanDictionary.com.

Noob 1: Whoa, Windows XP is curvy, it must be teh r0x0rs!

{Installs Windows}

Noob 1: Wtf, my Windows doesn't do anything except Notepad and Paint.

by Mucleus August 13, 2005

windows

The prototype for the Doomsday operating system called Microsoft Skynet(tm), which became self-aware six weeks after it was released.

The movie Terminator is just a warning to all those who use Windows as their operating system.

by John Connor August 17, 2003

Windows

1) Those things on your wall that you can open an see through.

2) The worst operating system ON EARTH.

1) WHOA! Look through the window!

2) Windows = windblows = windSUCK

by osxdude November 2, 2007

window cringe

That painfully awkward moment when you are checking your reflection out on a car window, spending ideally over a minute grooming your hair or pouting YET there is someone inside the car directly looking at you confused and worried...you dont realise he or she is in the car so you carrying on checking yourself out.
then you notice them looking at you and you quickly have to run away forgetting everything which happened.

Shiv was totally guilty of window cringe the other day, thats why we didnt invite him for drinks tonight...the vain bastard.

by shivdas99 April 23, 2011

Windows 98

The only way that you could make this OS run for any period of time is by not running it. Or just run the whole thing from its 16-bit (but really 2-bit) command line, DOS.

My dog could write better operating systems than Windows 98 by urinating on a keyboard.

by edwin May 15, 2004