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Willy Waving Contest

Description given to an all male Tory leadership contest, where the candidates try to impress voters at conservative hustings by trying to out do each other by trying to be bigger and better than each other on all subjects.

They may be impressive at hustings, but the general public find it sad and embarrassing
"Boris and Hunt have turned this leadership contest into a Willy waving contest" - Emma Barnett, BBC 5live
by Charno July 1, 2019
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Dyslexic Wet Willy

The act of sticking your finger into someone else's ear, then putting that finger into your own mouth.
After the class bully made fun of Johnny for not being able to read, he retaliated by giving his tormentor a dyslexic wet willy. Just like reading, this also did not work out too well for Johnny.
by PaintItSparkles April 26, 2013
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slick willy slammer

When you do 4 shots of fireball and try to get laid and it doesn't work...
Damn bill is an idiot he pulled a slick willy slammer on Sally last night
by Billyz February 25, 2022
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Willy Wonka curse

How everything tastes like blueberries after chewing Juicy Fruit Juicy Secret. (Named after Violet turning into a blueberry after chewing gum in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)
Guy 1: So, you like the food?

Guy 2: I don't even know! I still have the Willy Wonka curse from that stupid gum!
by XblackXheartedXbeautyX April 5, 2011
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invisible wet willie

When one spits in another's ear
Oh my god, John just got an invisible wet willie!
by Harthroth November 8, 2019
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World Cup Willy

A game where a group of players all play against each other to score a goal and proceed to the next round until there is a winner. Typically it is done 1v1v1 etc however it can be done in pairs or even in threes.
by brexitbruiser66 March 1, 2021
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Willington willy watcher

The Willington willy watcher. Can often be seen frequenting local water closets.
How marra that's a big 1"said the Willington willy watcher"
by Hewmarra2 February 11, 2021
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