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Malia hauoli-Johnson

A white bitch addicted to nicotine and white boys
Malia hauoli-Johnson is a Neanderthal
by Coochi man March 12, 2022
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Storm Johnson

The act of a fully-dressed man pulling his cock through the fly of his pants and barging into another room to attack another man.
"Tyler, what the hell took you guys so long to get here?"
"Bro, Kyle Storm Johnson'd me while I was getting dressed. Do you have any idea how hard it is to fight someone with their cock out?"
by PapaCommish October 11, 2014
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Lee Johnson

A little person, usually under 3 foot. They contradict themselves a lot, and make up empty threats.
(Football Context)
"We'll see where you end up, come end of the season" (Implying his football team will finish above yours)
"Oh stop being a Lee Johnson"
by LittleLee69 March 20, 2018
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kayley johnson

she’s the hottest most stunning woman you’ll meet. she’s very kind and loving to the ones she has a good feeling for. Watch out tho she could drop yo ass quicker than you can blink if you cross her. shes a hopeless romantic but knows how to work your body veryyyyy well. She’s amazing but she can be petty as hell. She attracts does not chase.
by Jonathan ret June 6, 2021
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Tanner's Johnson

Look at Tanner's Johnson
by anonymous February 7, 2025
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britain johnson

The name of a boy who is a douche and takes advantage of girls with his handsome looks. He is a player and goes out with every girl he meets. Do not trust him even if he seems nice or you like him.
Omg I hate Britain Johnson, he is such an idiot and dickhead.
by Kc uh January 2, 2017
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Boris Johnson

Me: Look it's Boris Johnson
by ILikeYourMother June 9, 2022
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