Shortest Books in the World

books that are really short because they don't have much, if any material.
Books written about, or not capable of being written about, oxymoronic subjects.
Titles often reveal deep-seated prejudices, or sometimes just plain silliness.
Here are prime examples of the Shortest Books in the World:
Italian War Heroes
German Humor
Polish Culture
Mexican Sanitation
Canadian Confidence
English Cuisine
Belgian Relevance
Blacks I have met while yachting
Ponzi Schemes Not by Jews
French Heroes
Swiss Menschen
Fun Politically Correct People
Practicing Responsible Sexuality for African Americans
Rational Democrats
Compassionate Republicans
Catching Jumbo Shrimp
A History of Military Intelligence
by Ozmandia August 03, 2009
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world war ii

A war in which over 56 million lives were snubbed out and people like to debate about who made the biggest contribution in winning against the axis powers.
1939 - 1945 NOT 1937.

Country Men in war Battle deaths Wounded
Australia 1,000,000 26,976 180,864
Austria 800,000 280,000 350,117
Belgium 625,000 8,460 55,5131
Brazil2 40,334 943 4,222
Bulgaria 339,760 6,671 21,878
Canada 1,086,3437 42,0427 53,145
China3 17,250,521 1,324,516 1,762,006
Czechoslovakia — 6,6834 8,017
Denmark — 4,339 —
Finland 500,000 79,047 50,000
France — 201,568 400,000
Germany 20,000,000 3,250,0004 7,250,000
Greece — 17,024 47,290
Hungary — 147,435 89,313
India 2,393,891 32,121 64,354
Italy 3,100,000 149,4964 66,716
Japan 9,700,000 1,270,000 140,000
Netherlands 280,000 6,500 2,860
New Zealand 194,000 11,6254 17,000
Norway 75,000 2,000 —
Poland — 664,000 530,000
Romania 650,0005 350,0006 —
South Africa 410,056 2,473
U.S.S.R. — 6,115,0004 14,012,000
United Kingdom 5,896,000 357,1164 369,267
United States 16,112,566 291,557 670,846
Yugoslavia 3,741,000 305,000 425,000

All of the above except for the axis powers contributed to the end of the war and none should have there bravery taken away by overpatriotic fools.
To all our glorious dead. Lest we forget
World war ii was won by all contributing nations.
by krilled April 24, 2006
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Third World Drunk

The level of drunkeness you attain when drinking after at least 3 days of not eating.
I hadn't eaten ANYTHING in, like, 3 days. Then we went out and I got Third World Drunk off of one shot. I walked around telling people that for less than a dollar a day they could help me forget that bitch.
by Blommit December 13, 2010
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World Cup Style

World Cup Style is a sexual move addon; The definition of performing any named sexual act while adding "world cup style" to the end, meaning performed in front of a large crowd that are blowing horns.

Traditionally, this activity can only be performed for one month every four years.
Guy 1 - "Dude, my girlfriends being a total bitch"
Guy 2 - "Tell her to STFU and give her a nice Hot Karl World Cup Style"

"She was getting out of line, I had to give her a David Copperfield world cup style"
by Jaygee123 June 16, 2010
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World War V

Noun: the World War involving the entire planet against the virulent microbe known as SARS Cov-2 . It began in 2019 in Wuhan China.
When will world war V end???! I want to get back to the gym
by Billy Goldtsein March 25, 2020
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boy meets world

a show about a boy, cory matthews, growing up in the suburbs of philly with a best friend, shawn hunter, who lives in a trailer and is gorgeous cory also has a life long girlfriend named topanga lawerence and lives next store to his teacher mr. feeny, cory also has a brother eric who is cuter then shawn and stupid....all in all boy meets world is awesome and i wish i were a part of the cast
boy meets world defines me
by ned November 14, 2004
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Super Mario World

The person that made Super Mario World is a genious
by bon April 05, 2005
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