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willy wonka kiss

Gary decided to go down on Betty he went further and kissed her brown hole then came up to kiss her on the mouth. He gave her a willy wonka kiss.
by Chkygal October 7, 2015
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Willington willy watcher

The Willington willy watcher. Can often be seen frequenting local water closets.
How marra that's a big 1"said the Willington willy watcher"
by Hewmarra2 February 11, 2021
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with my fat willy

a way of communicating with your mom it replaces the word yes

mom - hi son would you like some fun games to play son - with my fat willy
1 - do you like playing

2- with my fat willy
by how much are condoms October 31, 2019
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Dyslexic Wet Willy

The act of sticking your finger into someone else's ear, then putting that finger into your own mouth.
After the class bully made fun of Johnny for not being able to read, he retaliated by giving his tormentor a dyslexic wet willy. Just like reading, this also did not work out too well for Johnny.
by PaintItSparkles April 26, 2013
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Willy Wonka curse

How everything tastes like blueberries after chewing Juicy Fruit Juicy Secret. (Named after Violet turning into a blueberry after chewing gum in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)
Guy 1: So, you like the food?

Guy 2: I don't even know! I still have the Willy Wonka curse from that stupid gum!
by XblackXheartedXbeautyX April 5, 2011
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slick willy slammer

When you do 4 shots of fireball and try to get laid and it doesn't work...
Damn bill is an idiot he pulled a slick willy slammer on Sally last night
by Billyz February 25, 2022
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invisible wet willie

When one spits in another's ear
Oh my god, John just got an invisible wet willie!
by Harthroth November 8, 2019
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