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vampyr

It's a douchebag of a saying made by a douchebag of a blackanese* manwhore.

*by blackanese I mean he wishes he was asian but is black.
Earlee: you is a cat vampyr XD
by H|WO April 20, 2004
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Gay Vampire Chopper

The act where a man who dislikes being a man gets someone with sharp vampire teeth to remove his penis, Biting off the tip while licking the blood being spilled then spitting into the other mans mouth. Can be amplified if you ejaculate into the mouth of the biter right when it is being pulled off, can also be amplified if you bite the scrotum of and biting into the balls but be aware since it can shock you if you are performing the gender reassignment. If you ar not gay however a woman will do just fine.
I asked if i could perform a Gay Vampire Chopper on my friend, he allowed me to but he said it was painful.
by Gacha Vampire February 21, 2020
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vamp lung

The hollow, nasty, burnt out feeling one gets from smoking too much in a short period of time. Usually followed by a cough producing bloody or rust coloured sputum and and a pale/ blood drained face from the brain not getting enough oxygen.
Xander: I picked up some Djarums a few hours ago and smoked the entire pack like it was candy. :hack, hack: blood :hack:

Sally and Mark: You look like hell man! hahahaha, vamp lung bitch!
by Nemo1 January 22, 2008
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Vampiric

The art of being a whore for the purples in the online MMORPG World of Warcraft. Doing anything necessary and available to become "King Shit" in Arenas.
1.) Looks like hes pulling a "Vampiric" again.
by Jason Durand November 8, 2007
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slaying a vampire

A women who is looking to get laid that night specifically from a PerGerm (Man who is half Persian & half German).
Jasa is slaying a vampire after the club.
by Vanessa Manser May 18, 2008
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Cock Vampire

A term invented by internet trolls on sites like ED to describe a female who only craves "teh cock" of her desired mate and who's only desire is to have sex.
"Mariana's waifu is such a Cock Vampire"
by MM132 September 20, 2012
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VampireZombieGirl

T3h VZG! One of the coolest people you will ever need to know. ^^
VampireZombieGirl is forcing you to carve "clorse" on your soap bars and get her lots of Clex fanfiction
by Xylia October 9, 2004
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