A guy who lives in the War Zone of Albuquerque and so strung out on drugs, picks fights with street signs and loses.
I saw this zombie tweaker on Central near the fairgrounds fighting a stop sign. Gave a good show of it, too.
by Juancabeza May 19, 2025
Get the Zombie Tweakermug. by Momma knows best. June 14, 2011
Get the Zombiemug. A zombie app is something that you accepted online long ago and rarely heard from. Now, it's acting undead, contacting you out of nowhere. You panic because you thought you paid them to go away for three years. And, you probably did.
Your account is paid up but they have forty new offerings you don't want. They know you'll panic because you think you got amnesia and your website's about to be shut down for non-payment.
They're able to go into the false-alarm business because giving an online company your email was so innocent back then. So innocent...
Your account is paid up but they have forty new offerings you don't want. They know you'll panic because you think you got amnesia and your website's about to be shut down for non-payment.
They're able to go into the false-alarm business because giving an online company your email was so innocent back then. So innocent...
Webintellects and Adobe used to be once-a-year passive resets. Now they're the undead--{zombie apps, spamming my email twice a week with rent-seeking advertising junk they want to sell me.
by Manabozhocoyote July 11, 2018
Get the zombie appmug. Counterfeit humans, attached to traumatic institutions of culture, and hierarchy, who are beholden to upholding the lies and the crimes, that those traumatic institutions were historically founded upon, because those institutions are the trauma addicts' only source of social and existential value.
The trauma addict zombies of the prestigious university - who went in disguise as normal students and staff - conspired against the minority target for the entire , four year length of her academic career - because they meant to uphold the racial hierarchy of undeserved white privilege, which is the toxic tradition of the nation, and thus, gain the material rewards of professional advancement for themselves. Immunebliss
by ancestaera August 27, 2020
Get the Trauma Addict Zombiesmug. an agreement with which one participant does not care about the outcome, or is relenting to avoid an argument.
The result is not necessarily unfavorable, just not true to one's desires.
The result is not necessarily unfavorable, just not true to one's desires.
1. Going along for the ride.
2. Men going along with their wives to shop for maternity wear.
3. "yes dear, let's go to sushi again tonight."
4. see that guy pushing the cart at Target? His disinterest shows he made a zombie compromise.
2. Men going along with their wives to shop for maternity wear.
3. "yes dear, let's go to sushi again tonight."
4. see that guy pushing the cart at Target? His disinterest shows he made a zombie compromise.
by Jubilee Dunbar March 24, 2013
Get the zombie compromisemug. If this acid zombie spits acid on my brand new shirt, then he should be given a very heavy form of punitive suffering! Someone call a doctor who can do something for his stomach for once, will ya?!
by GodYesWorldlyDesiresNo May 31, 2020
Get the acid zombiemug. A person who has been killed, then reanimated. They are dead. Very, very dead. If you come into contact with a zombie you need to do one of two things, or both: 1. Run, 2. Kill it. Either way, you shouldn’t have them near you.
I would recommend making a plan for the ZA, just in case.
I would recommend making a plan for the ZA, just in case.
Me: Hey is that a zombie?
Person: Yeah
Me: We should go kill it
Brent and David got chased down the road by a couple of zombies.
Person: Yeah
Me: We should go kill it
Brent and David got chased down the road by a couple of zombies.
by tealZ April 19, 2019
Get the Zombiemug.