Robot Soda Jerk

A robot who works at a soda fountain.

Dae: "That robot soda jerk was so cute!"
Sally: "Dude are you also robosexual?"
Dae: "YAS QUEEN & HIV POSITIVE!"

by MaxwellMurdoch December 6, 2020

wild turkey jerk off

When a guy jerks off intensely making Turkey noises and then cums on his girlfriend's back and sticks feathers to it

Me and my girlfriend might try a wild Turkey jerk off

by Kinkyp33nyborder July 8, 2015

Jerk Race

Purposefully go on a 1 minute porno and beat it hardcore and try to cum first go

Holy shit I did a 1 minute jerk race and to win I had to jerk off to the intro
Does winning a jerk race make me better or worse at masturbating?

by Merrickman2003 March 8, 2020

Endless Jerk

When you cannot finish jerking off after ten minutes straight

Bro I just had an endless jerk. I managed to watch an entire episode of an anime before finishing.

by I make words it is fun February 19, 2024

Murk-and-Jerk

To rush one or many juicy, delectable freshmen for a pledge class in a traditional Greek organization. Accomplished by networking friend groups, holding fun events, and getting frosh laid.

Frosh: "Yo Frat Star, I'm having a really great time at this event. I got laid because of you. I'm definitely going you guys!"

Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"

by TheFratLordSupreme October 16, 2016

jerk simple

the result of excessive masturbation, rendering abuser incapable of functioning in social situations.

As he stared at her breasts and muttered obscenities she wondered if he was retarded or just jerk simple

by pipedoc December 19, 2011

Jerk In one

A game when your ejaculating and most of the semen goes in your belly button

Bro you’ll never believe it I got a jerk In one yesterday

by Jerkington April 12, 2021