Here’s your uncle

It means that your 40 year old uncle comes into your room with a leather mask and a leather belt and says here’s your uncle

Me: oh I dropped the soap better go pick it up

My uncle : here’s your uncle

by Beat it daddy 555 April 10, 2019

Ur uncle bisexual

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny combined. When used in a back-and-forth of "ur mom gay" and "no u" -type arguments, it is the ultimate combo-breaker of all combo-breakers. When first stated, it will leave your opponent so shocked and surprised that they will be unable to comprehend your sheer awesomeness as they are suddenly launched into space. Asteroids collide at the mere whisper of this career-ending insult.

Jim: Ur mom gay
Bob: Ur dad lesbian
Jim: Ur granny tranny
Bob: Ur uncle bisexual
Jim: *startled - dies - head explodes - body launched into space - freezes - crushed and sandwiched by two asteroids*

by Fear my Contagious Gay May 11, 2018

Fake Uncle Chris

Josh gates but not

Josh: Wassup
Me: You look like my uncle
Fake Uncle Chris: Ok

by DefinitelyNotAPrayingMantis November 1, 2019

ur uncle pervert

The ultimate punisher after someone utters “ur mom gay” and “ur dad lesbian”. The peasant that hears this will get destroyed. Now while they are vulnerable, you have to say everything they tried insulting you with and yell out “ur uncle perv” to 1. Destroy their entire career and 2. Forever traumatize them. If they say “no u” you have to yell out the ultimate combo finisher “ur uncle hella perv” to end them. They can’t come back from that. If they do, use your banishment card “begone thot to banish them while destroying their entire career and forever traumatizing them.

Person 1: Ur mom gay
Person 2: No u
Person 1: ur dad lesbian
Person 2: ur uncle pervert
Person 1: collapses
Person2: ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur uncle a perv
Person 1: no u
Person 2: ur uncle hella perv
Person 1: no u
Person 2: BEGONE THOT
Person 1: (Gets banished and is sent into the underworld)

by nut_in_my_face777 May 10, 2018

Dead Uncle Simulator

Every Spider-man Game that Exists is technically a Dead uncle Simulator.

Jake "Hey i Just bought Dead uncle Simulator 2018 for my PS5!"
Marcus "What?"
James "Marcus, He calls Spider-Man Games 'Dead uncle Simulators', He thinks it's funny"

by Gordonman69 April 18, 2022

Ur uncle herbert

that one uncle who gets so drunk he either passes out, or tries to kill you by running you over, also hes usually a trump supporter

Person 1: dude ur uncle herbert just tried to run me over with his truck
person 2: yea he always does that, that trump supporter

by thatonepedophile420_69 November 30, 2020

Uncle Backflip Beer

It's when an Uncle does a backflip into his Brother's daughter face with his dick out yelling hell yeah while holding a beer.

Howard, I did an Uncle Backflip Beer into your daughter's face, the fuck you going to do?

by TheHandsomeSexAct May 20, 2018