Pussy Poop

Another way of describing the child a woman has given birth to.

Therapist: How would you describe the birth of your first child?
Woman: Terrible.. the pain that pussy poop gave me.. it is unforgivable..
Therapist: By pussy poop, you mean your son, right?
Woman: Yes, that is exactly what he is to me. That piece of shit would’ve been better out my ass.

by clownsgown July 23, 2019

Fizzy poop

When you have diarrhea so extreme that your asshole dry heaves everything out, leaving you with fizz dripping from the anus; thus being called, a fizzy poop. More severe than the beer shits.

After all the cheap draft beer last night I woke up suffering from the fizzy poops.

by BabyPhall January 02, 2009

Trust Poop

An act in which two friends, lean against each other (back to back) so as to provide support while taking a poop. You can't see if your bro is going to stand up and leave you to fall into his fresh pile of shit, but you trust him not to.

Dude we should take a trust poop in this field!

by wjodjfs November 04, 2011

poop scab

Noun

1. A generic insult implying stupidity, laziness or uselessness.

Origin: the brown fecal residue on underwear; synonym for "skid mark"

How has that poop scab not got his ass fired yet?

Hey! Poop scab! Get over here, we're starting the game!

by Xander1588 July 19, 2010

poop tagger

A tagger who forgot his marker or spray can in a public restroom, who uses a peice of poop to display what crew they are from

(inside a kmart restroom)
Rob-"whats that say?"
Mike-"stinky...PT"
Rob-"oh yeah, hes from poop taggers"

by rob $ April 14, 2005

Vagina poop

another (quite amusing) term for somebody's offspring

Person 1: Dude, I had to babysit the most irritating vagina poop ever
Person 2: Sucks to be you :-P

by Govindaaaa July 29, 2009

poop fuck

whenever u fuck a girl and shit ends up on your dick

i had a serious poop fuck last night

by CJ Westlu July 05, 2007