poop crystals

the invisible shit that clings to everything in the bathroom after dumping

i had to put my tooth brush in a bag so the poop crystals wouldn't get stuck on it.

by ghost on ya August 13, 2009

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poop snout

a brown noser, one who sucks up

I hate the way Kim sucks up to the boss...she's such a poop snout!

by Me September 13, 2003

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Poop face

If ur reading this I’m gonna chop you up you fat shit

Fucking poop face

by WhiteBoyyeknow21 February 18, 2022

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Pussy Poop

Another way of describing the child a woman has given birth to.

Therapist: How would you describe the birth of your first child?
Woman: Terrible.. the pain that pussy poop gave me.. it is unforgivable..
Therapist: By pussy poop, you mean your son, right?
Woman: Yes, that is exactly what he is to me. That piece of shit would’ve been better out my ass.

by clownsgown July 23, 2019

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dad poop

A ridiculous amount of time spent in the bathroom to get away from a nagging wife and annoying kids. 80% of these 'poops' do not result in actual poop.

Mooom where's dad?

In the bathroom taking another dad poop to get away from you

by Tackettttt October 13, 2017

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