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A cup of juice with extra ice so you pay more for less in a plastic cup with a plastic lid but in a paper drink tray to cut back on the use of plastic.
Can I get a peach drink?

“Sure; $1.99”
Hm. How about a Peach Tim Hortons Real Fruit Quencher?
Of course; $7”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 20, 2023
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Fruit Cake Sissy Bone Fat Boy

a fat lazy piece of shit that never does anything.
they sit on the couch all day and eat, but cry when people call them fat. the lowest form of a human being. if they didn't exist no one would care.
Pete: hey look at that fat slob
John: eww hes a fruit cake sissy bone fat boy
Pete: Ya wow, i bet no one cares about him and he has no friends
John: On some real shit
by I'm too Important for You August 13, 2009
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I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!
by Mazza King October 7, 2018
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Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May

Joe: Yo dog, what’s the weather like in Canada?
Sally: Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May.
Joe: oh shit, I better wear a coat and some boots.
by Captain Figurative April 3, 2020
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fruit fit

When an outfit consists of multiple clothes of the same colour, which makes the fit look shit.
A: Have you seen Mike‘s fit?
B: The one with the purple pants, purple hoodie and purple shoes?
A: Yeah, what a fruit fit!
by 1337Otto March 6, 2022
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Fruit Basket

Yo, Darius, heard you was going to be with a lesho, gay stud, bi-guy, tranny, queer dude and more at LaShonda's party last night.

Straight up! Like there was a whole fruit basket with fag rags taking up half the pad.
by 13 incher June 14, 2024
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Fruit-snacks

Used to partially restore friendship with a C2. Although not as strong as granola bars (usually doesn't allow you to start a friendship), fruit-snacks are still a great thing to have on hand when dealing with C2s.
I forgot to bring a granola bar today, so I had to use my fruit-snacks.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 9, 2021
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