dry piece of paper that people use to smear poop around in their butt and they walk around like that for the whole day
by saljdlasdjasdpojasd July 3, 2023
Get the toilet papermug. A web series about a Paper School. If you fail, you fuckin die and there's that one character that's getting constantly r34 made outta her.
Basically, someone named Claire enters into Paper School and tries to make friends. It skips to class and she's trying her hardest to work on her project, until the bullies, Oliver, Edward and Zip throw paper balls at her, which makes her mad. Fast forward to Miss Circle (the math teacher) getting angry at a student named Abbie because he failed his test, then chase sequence then death.
It now skips to the pool where Claire makes a new friend named Engel there.
Then, the library. Engel shows Claire the library and she's surprised. Until the bullies are back, and Edward made a drone to pick up Claire to toss her down a hole. Claire gets up and goes to the hallways, till she finds Miss Bloomie then chase sequence. But she died to someone named Alice instead.
Basically, someone named Claire enters into Paper School and tries to make friends. It skips to class and she's trying her hardest to work on her project, until the bullies, Oliver, Edward and Zip throw paper balls at her, which makes her mad. Fast forward to Miss Circle (the math teacher) getting angry at a student named Abbie because he failed his test, then chase sequence then death.
It now skips to the pool where Claire makes a new friend named Engel there.
Then, the library. Engel shows Claire the library and she's surprised. Until the bullies are back, and Edward made a drone to pick up Claire to toss her down a hole. Claire gets up and goes to the hallways, till she finds Miss Bloomie then chase sequence. But she died to someone named Alice instead.
by another stupid idiot on UD June 28, 2024
Get the Fundamental Paper Educationmug. A dry and disgusting way to clean your ass after using the toilet, which leaves shit particles and toilet paper remains between your cheeks and you don’t even realize it.
Friend1: ew, you use toilet paper after using the toilet?!
Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?
Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!
Friend2: okay.
Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?
Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!
Friend2: okay.
by Jackelanm December 22, 2023
Get the Toilet papermug. “Bro, I need some cash ASAP”
“Just have Valerie get herself some meat paper real quick and split it 50/50”
“Just have Valerie get herself some meat paper real quick and split it 50/50”
by SmokySphinx February 2, 2018
Get the Meat papermug. by Ads's best friend March 1, 2023
Get the Papermug. When someone or something is goody two shoes af and does everything by the book; A person that abides by all laws
These drivers here are paper af!!!
by Danie O. Love May 26, 2018
Get the Papermug. When you smoke a MASSIVE blunt with your roommate for her birthday, try to sit down and write a paper for the next 6 hours, and fail miserably.
After nearly 7 hours of trying to write a high paper, Logan’s progress read, after the title and header, “Hiking in Maine is huge.”
by stewartave January 21, 2022
Get the High papermug.