why me not you

A phrase people use when they don't like that they have to do something and not someone else.

I have jury duty? why me not you?

by realwordmaker24 December 1, 2018

Why

Why is commonly used to ask if someone would like to have yiff with them, standing for:
Wanna
Have
Yiff
People use why as a way of questioning someone or using it as an excuse, do not listen to these people as they are using the word wrong and are mentally ill.
WARNING!!
Using this word excessively will cause an entity called the “huge furry goth mommy” to spawn. If you have summoned the huge furry goth mommy you need to run as fast as possible, because they will do despicable and barbaric things that nobody deserves to you if it catches you!

Mom: “your grounded!”
Son: “WHY?!”

by OZERALE November 23, 2024

Why it's christmas

You should use a condom because it's christmas. Why? Because ho ho ho. (used when explaining protected sex to teens)

I just had to give the talk to my son and tell him why it's Christmas.

by itsmenotjames December 7, 2024

why.

just why.

why. why. why.

by GUILINBOY August 2, 2019

WHY

DID YOU SEARCH THIS SHIT

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SEARCHING WHY ON UD

by cchnhjcbxsvsccsu February 1, 2021

Why homing style

Sloppily Kissing or making out with someone and taking their dirty underwear and socks to shove up your nostrils

bbg Brianna come over rn so we can fuck why homing style

by Briannasbigdick December 17, 2022

why don’t i have a boyfriend yet

Cuz you single Af or u have no mans

“She doesn’t have a BF yet”Boy 1
“Cuz she has no mans and she is single af” girl

Why don’t I have a boyfriend yet

by SkinnyPenisBoi August 9, 2018