testing my Jesus

When someone pisses you off due to their rude, or otherwise bad behavior, and you begin to lose faith in humanity, that person is testing my Jesus
Can you believe Monica? I babysat her cat, picked her up from the airport, and took her to the mall when her car was dead - but when I need a favor, and I wouldn't really call it a favor if she's my bestie, she disappears like a cockroach when the lights come on. Friends like that be testing my Jesus.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 21, 2023
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test test test

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by the fuuuuck? September 22, 2021
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The General Achievement Test (GAT) is a 3-hour exam and aims to test your general knowledge and skills in three areas of study, English, mathematics, and humanities.
Ernest C. Mint: YOU CANT DO THE FUN RUN, IT WILL PRODUCE LITTER POLLUTION AND KILL THE INDIGINOUS PLANTS!!!!!

BSC commitee: Sorry to hear that Ernest C. Mint, We will do something about that immediantly :D

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by BlReuw June 18, 2024
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wrist test

A test where in you have a woman place her breasts on your forearm. If the breasts extend/fold over your forearm, she is said to "pass". A gauge for the breast lover.
My ex-girlfriend got way too big, but the sex was good and she had no problem passing the Wrist Test!
by Chucks Pickle February 19, 2024
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The Ladder Test

If playing an online game and wonder if you lag, you start climbing up a ladder in the game, to see if you make it to the top or if you just keep on jumping from on top to on bottom.
Gamer#1: "Dude! I so shot that guy in the face, and it took him freakin' three second to die! Bajingless!"

Gamer#1's Online Buddy:"Do The Ladder Test. I see one right over there."
by TurnOnLamp September 24, 2010
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Test Push

In response to a case of bubble guts, the practice of giving a slight push from one's ass to determine if the bowel is about to spew, or it if is only a helpless fart.
Albert: I can hear your stomach from here, do you need to go to the bathroom?
Mary: I think I'm alright. I just did a test push and it seems to be just gas for now.
by AdamLovesCabernet June 12, 2020
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there will be a test

A sarcastic phrase used after saying a lot of information to combat people who ignore or mock the amount of info given
unlike common misconception thots and hoes arent the same thing, but they are relatively similar at concept. there will be a test
by IzumiWasTaken April 05, 2020
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