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Van

The generous, cute and sassy girl. She is the one who you will never forget from day one. Her intelligence will make you fall in luv
Van is the only i’ve fall for
by Betterbe2 November 22, 2021
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Maxim Van Dessel

The Sexiest and funiest man alive, every girl wants him. He's strong, handsome, smart and talentand, Everyone wants the be his friend.
Maxim Van Dessel for president of Belgium
by MaxLover2002 November 22, 2021
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Van Hoosen Middle School

All the guys here are ugly except for the Korean ones
by Skee89 December 17, 2018
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mom van

It Is typically a family vehicle in which only a mom would drive, out you would never refer to it as actually being yours
"bro is that 4 runner yours!?"

" No, it's my mom's, I swear"
"Bro that trd is totally a mom van"
by Urmommishott February 12, 2018
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Pa-van

A former gitam student with very unzipping nature, a person who always wants to get naked or get nude with full of sexual desire
She got pa-van the other night, don't get pa-van in public for god's sake!
by Edwin daniels November 24, 2021
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Mouse in my van

When a normal size guy let’s a small homosexual man insert his penis into his anus.
Joe: Last night I had this sweet little mouse in my van.

Adie: How was it?

Joe: Well I barely felt him.
by Bottom of the Bottle January 11, 2018
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Van

Van is the biggest piece of shit known to man, any person with this name would definitley cry if you didnt share your food and talk shit abt things just because he can. Even if they like the things they will talk bad about them. They are horny in a bad way, making hypersexual jokes and doing things like twerking on us. Also getting offended if we dont go along with their crude awkward shit. Will make fun of things and say hurtful things but the minute you point finegrs at them they apologize and get really defensive saying they dont mean it. Even if they do mean it.
Ex: van is a fucking piece of shit and they should kys
by Van hate clube (VHC) July 25, 2022
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