Freight Truck Fucked

When the freight companies show up and then leave. Then your freight truck fucked.

That truck left without our load. We are freight truck fucked.

by SlobbyRobby May 10, 2019

protestor killer truck

A huge jacked-up domestic pickup truck used to illustrate someone's allegiance to Donald J Trump. Typically driven by incel men ("Kyles") who spray mace in large crowds, claim that they "fiGhT aNtiFa," and who slap Punisher stickers or Blue Lives Matter flags on the back. Typically found in trashy conservative suburbs or towns where the men have never given their wives an orgasm.

Hey does Kyle's dad really drive that Silverado with the lift kit and the license plate "BAWLZZZ?" Yeah, it's a real protestor killer truck.

Brandon is on the run from the cops because he killed another protestor in his dad's protestor killer truck last night.

by BigKyleTrukz September 20, 2020

Truck Driver Face

Being fucked so good the guy sounds like a jake brake slowing down a semi when cumming

Dee fucked John so good he had a truck driver face like a Canadian jake brake cumming down a long steep grade

by JDviewpoint69 February 27, 2022

Trucking

When a snowflake talks shit and continues to talk shit but cant back their asses up without projecting

Trucking : that libturd could not back anything up without trying to project a superficial narrative

by FreeWheelBurning September 11, 2021

Truck stop enema

When you shit water splashes up into your asshole

My turd hit the water and the splash hit me before the hatch closed. I gave myself a truck stop enema.

by Nsw16 April 12, 2023

Fump Truck

Fump Truck is a shorthand way of referring to a fugly dump truck or a fugly truck. Fugly being shorthand for “fucking ugly”.

Usually these trucks are orange, incredibly old and have a history of “running over” underage girls.

Don’t get it twisted, Fump Truck doesn’t refer to anything else at all and never will.

Person 1: Take a look at this frickin’ Fump Truck coming down the street, rolling coal like some kind of asshole.

Person 2: Yeah I know the driver, he’s a racist PDF file that fucked his own daughter.

by DeltaRoo* August 30, 2025

Truck

Bull in a china shop. Careless, obnoxious, inconsiderate, oblivious.

That dude is such a truck. He’s not careful about anything, and has no couth.

by stro4376 October 4, 2023