math

when someone usually your teacher or parent wants you to die

teacher 1: how should i try to kill my kids today?
teacher: why don't you give them some math

by planzzee November 12, 2021

Boner Math

The act of calculating how many boners you can get/ nuts you can bust within a certain amount of time

We got 5 hours tonight? Hold up b let captain sex do some quick boner math

by Lork Banana-Larry November 14, 2021

Maths

A horrible and useless subject

Hey bro we got maths next

AHHHHH!!! Kill me now!!!

by Chicken……89 November 16, 2021

Math

Mental, abuse, to, humans

Fuck math honestly

by Blurr brain November 19, 2021

Math noob

Someone who doesn't understand the mathematical rule that exponential growth always beats linear and quadratic growth at some point.

If you do not know the rule that exponential growth always surpass linear & quadratic growth at some point, do not make an idle game. Doing so without understanding this rule will result in players getting completely stuck after a certain point, and you will receive bad reviews. Learn more and don't be a math noob first.

by Qwickable October 3, 2021

Babylonian Math

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. Reference to how the ancient Babylonians counting sheep.

A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math

by carhepsin October 5, 2021

Math

stupid stuff that people use but don’t need because no one is gonna be ⏃ cashier for the rest of their lives

Kid; did you see the math homework???
Kid 2: yea, it’s so confusing like wthhhh
Kid 3: that was so easy, I’m already finished with my homework
Kid 1 and 2: *feel self conscious*

by dryramen69 October 19, 2021