mental ends meet

Not together enough to care about the finer things of life because you're too preoccupied with keeping yourself calm

Hey Susan, I wish I could make my mental ends meet so I could care about matching my clothes or keeping my room clean. All my energy is spent keeping myself calm and not depressed,

by Jonfurstn January 15, 2015

never ending

doesn't not end

Your anus is never ending

by BEAEANNENRRER October 7, 2021

Unhappy ending

Sort of the same as a happy ending, only in this instance, they come on your back

Trevor was expecting something more from Phillip on their third date, but it ended up being an unhappy ending with mess everywhere ….

by Bondee August 28, 2025

girl-end

A girlfriend you end up marrying.

She's not just some girlfriend. She's my girl-end.

by Ereck Flowers August 11, 2018

Scrubs Ending

A point at the end of a show where all the issues throughout the episode are resolved in a short montage. Usually through a voiceover from the main character of the show.

Guy 1: Did you see the ending of How I Met Your Mother last night?
Guy 2: Yeah there were so many things that were wrapped up
Guy 1: What a scrubs ending....

by yellowumbrella1 June 11, 2011

Business end of the phone book

The spine or binding of a large phone book used to bop em.

Tight lipped Tommy got the business end of the phone book after not checking BC01 for metal

by Tight lipped tommy May 31, 2024

the front end assistant

Front End Assistant: When you stretch your nut sack skin out as much as you can ,then wrap the stretched skin around another's erect Weiner, and proceed to jerk them off.

Hey Toby. This is a long flight, I know how squirly you get when you don't get your daily nut. How about a "front end assistant"?

I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw

Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?

by Seven86 June 27, 2024