elephants for swords

When you're a feking weirdo by nature and wanna hit Trump with a big ole elephant to save America

Squishy let's eat Trump with elephants for swords!
Imma name my band that you dork lols

by Vjzsnsjsozhssss lw December 18, 2016

punch in the shorts

For a girl being bitchy or cranky to get off or cum from sex

"That girl needs a good punch in the shorts if ya know what I mean"

by The SKammer April 3, 2017

Worlds Strongest Swordsman

The Worlds Strongest Swordsman is considerd to be a swordsman who is stronger than any other swordsman.

Definition of a swordsman

A person who uses or is skilled in the use of a sword.

Mihawk is the worlds strongest swordsman no swordsman can beat him!

by UnbiasedOnePieceFan May 1, 2017

Eat my shorts

A sexual thing if you a girl wants the D right now they may say “oh my god eat my shorts”

Person 1-“wanna fuck”
Person2-“I don’t know”
Person 1-“eat my shorts”

by Kagsldvkabdjd December 18, 2017

Tickle in my shorts

A feeling of wanting to masturbate; a tingling sensation; an aura of radiance

I got a tickle in my shorts when I was seemingly trapped in an elevator that was going non-stop.

by Alice Underware May 31, 2018

SpiderMonkey Extreme Air Sports

The worlds greatest indoor trampoline park!!!
Spidermonkey has over 43,000 square feet of pure adrenaline😉🕷🙉!!
Located in Aurora, Colorado.
YOU GO ONCE, AND YOUR ADDICTED TO THE THRILL.

WE SHOULD MOVE TO COLORADO SO WE CAN GO TO SPIDERMONKEY EXTREME AIR SPORTS EVERY DAY!!

by Weil February 16, 2019

pull ur shorts down

the disapproving statement ur mother gives u when leaving ur home

me: says literally nothing

mom: PULL UR SHORTS DOWN. are u rlly abt to leave my house wearing those??

by dopeteens July 6, 2019