supreme fish surprise

a slang term for vagina

I swear to God Janis. I saw it with my own eyes. Right there in Waffle House. I shit you not. She whipped out her Supreme Fish Surprise. Flopped it right on my choco waffles.

by greatuncledaddy November 17, 2017

Gilmorians crummy surprise

when a gilmorian shoves a stale moist baguette down his urethra and proceeds to cum in his misses leaving a pool of crummy cum in her. Ultimately finishing of with a nice tasty 69

Yo man I had the best night with me misses i gave her the gilmorians crummy surprise

by Nigilywigily March 30, 2021

granny's apple surprise

when yo grandma take a shit and it clogs the toilet

grandma just left a granny's apple surprise

by Immaculate Ball Wrangler December 19, 2022

tator tot surprise

When you find a random tator tot in your french fries.

I love to have tator tot surprise at sonic!

by Tank5 April 14, 2016

down-town surprise

When you wipe your ass after taking a shit and some of the shit comes off on your hand.

Jason had bad diarrhea, so when he wiped, he had a down-town surprise.

by Hail the Almighty BOB May 16, 2014

Lake Placid Surprise

A variation of the 69 position where the man is on top with his open anus towards his partners trusting face. Just as the partner is about to climax, the man cuts the illest fart ever, ruining a perfectly good orgasm.

Friend: How'd your date with Ryan go?

Laurianne: I don't think I'll be seeing him again. He farted in my face with his cheeks spread while we were servicing each other!
Friend: oh no, he gave you the ole Lake Placid Surprise!

by Gaysofthunder69 August 1, 2016

Jack Rabbit Surprise

A Jack Rabbit surprise can only occurs under very special conditions. The Male has to have the pelvic reciprocation speed of a cheetah. He also has to be hung like a baby chipmunk. To do the Surprise a regular size condom must be worn. The Jack Rabbit happens when the condom is lost in the woman’s vaginal receptacle. This is due to the small size of the male’s member and the high PTPM’s (pelvic thrusts per minute). Once the condom is lost in the vaginal canal the male stops and yells SURPRISE!!

Jean: You in yet?

Jak: SURPRISE!!

Jean: WERE’S THE CONDOM??

Jak: Jack Rabbit Surprise ...IN YOUR FACE….

Jean: You sick mother fucker!!!

by bboy-domo January 19, 2010