Alabama Summer Twister

When a sweaty pair of balls gets defecated on and then a vape cloud descends upon the shit.

Will orgasmed from the Alabama Summer Twister that Megan happily delivered last night.

by Comerw March 7, 2019

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Next Summer

IF either of us are alive. If I die, nothing stops the spiral. If you die, nothing happens and no one cares. Well, no one who matters. I know it'll increase exponentially but I have no idea at what rate.

Hym "If there is a next summer. Climate change is getting reeeeeal bad. And if you try to do anything other than flip the switch.... The same thing that happened when you DID rescue the astronauts is going to happen again except WORSE."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

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Summer

a time when your out of school and think your gonna do fun things but it never happens

last week if school: "i cant wait for summer im gonna do so many fun things"

explain to me what your doing right now

by :o Oof July 10, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

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Summer All-American

Someone who is a college runner that visits Boulder or Flagstaff during the summer and only talks about being All-American in cross country. These athletes usually hammer easy runs, finish outside the top 150, or never make it to nationals.

Andrew: You see those “Summer All-Americans” hammering their long run at Mags.

by Runnerboy69 December 8, 2023

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