Squirrel shit

When one plays hopscotch over a person's body, rubs genitalia on persons face, shoves penis in persons mouth and simultaneously shits on persons chest. Usually done under 3-5 different drugs.

Bruh me and tony got really fucked up last night and he let me squirrel shit!

by Theswagmaster420 October 18, 2017

fall squirrel

Burying ones nuts inside a girl

That chick is so hot, once I get her in the sack, I am going to "fall squirrel" her!

by Rhoward September 21, 2017

Jarrod Squirrel Incident

Referring to the student of a prestigious boys school who allegedly had intercourse with a squirrel for $500.

Jack: hey bro did you hear about the Jarrod squirrel incident?

Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.

Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!

by Spuddy Bruv January 8, 2024

zombie squirrel

A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits

Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.

Hey son what's show me your zombie squirrel

by Gene double hockey sticks September 22, 2020

squirrel tricking

Act of injuring oneself while having sex.

Bob had a bad limp, possible caused by squirrel tricking that nasty broad last night.

by Machetebill December 8, 2013

squirrel

The most majestical and beautiful being on earth. Athletic, smart, and gorgeous.

-DAYUUUUUUUUUUUM check out that chick!
-She ain't a chick, she a squirrel.

by squirrel11 February 23, 2015

Squirrel Hunter

Someone who has a bad lazy eye giving them the ability to see the trees ,and ground as they walk.

Wow did you see that Squirrel Hunter.

Person 2: Yeah! i couldn't tell who she was looking at.

by blaytard November 2, 2021