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Peanut the squirrel

An Instagram-famous rodent who achieved legend status for his adorable antics and undeniable charm. Peanut was the kind of squirrel who could make even the grumpiest cat crack a smile. Unfortunately, his fame caught the attention of the infamous Karen, a bureaucratic buzzkill who apparently took her role as the Department of Environmental Conservation's ultimate squirrel hater way too seriously. Instead of letting Peanut continue to spread joy, she swooped in like a villain from a bad movie, snatching him from his loving owner, Mark Longo, under the pretense of “regulations.”

In a move that shocked the world, this Karen decided to euthanize Peanut after a tragic mishap, proving once and for all that she’s the ultimate embodiment of government overreach and soul-sucking indifference. Seriously, Karen, what the hell were you thinking? You could’ve just let the little guy live his best life instead of becoming the Grim Reaper of adorable squirrels. Congratulations on being the world’s biggest party pooper—may your days be as joyless as your choices!
"Man, I can’t believe Karen went full villain mode and decided to be the executioner of Peanut the Squirrel; she really just took the joy out of life for everyone!"
by SqueweFanboy420 November 5, 2024
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squirrel jones

the true form of god
by jammypop April 10, 2017
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squirrel disease

Being distracted by something at a moments notice.

Starting a project and something shiny distracts you
I was about to reply to your text but I have squirrel disease
by Dasez September 17, 2017
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to be squirrelled

Being squirelled,led on a seemingly harmless task that goes magically ary! Lead to water and left to own devices and end up building a superstructure to pour a simple glass of water!
To be squirrelled is When your ADHD GF sets you up knowing you have squirrel moments just like she does! Then she snickers as I wonder around the Forrest looking at what she started saying and gotten lost in my own thoughts of sparkly, colourful things!
by Hyrotig May 25, 2018
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kayla squirrel

most kaylas are brunettes that are short and squirrelly. they often say that their soul animal is a squirrel bcs they fit so many nuts in their mouth. but not loud and confident like sandy the squirrel. they're more of an introvert but will say the craziest shit to her friends
I have a friend named kayla whos really into squirrels. She's not a furry tho shes just kayla squirrel
by squirrel army April 23, 2023
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squirreling

the act of a man artfully placing ones own twin jewels between his arse cheeks to create a mangina
man- hey babe, can you see my balls in these shorts?
woman- no babe, perfect squirreling!
by y0urmumsb4ttycr3ase69 January 26, 2022
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Dead Squirrel

The act when a woman cinches up when the man is about to about to fuck her in the ass.
When I am about to pound you in the ass you cinch up like a dead squirrel.
by Aphrodite_Eve July 17, 2025
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