The act of when two Sri Lankan men perform upside down anal sex whilst doing handstands in pure darkness, and a woman of Guatemalan descent balances on top of the two men and begins to squealch down on them from above.
The power went off when I was hanging out with my friend and his girl, so they gave me a mean Sri Lankan phallus squealching!
by Josephine Bottomologist June 11, 2025
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Duuude Broo. Get ur girl to give you the South Carolina Sinus Squeeze. I can smell for the first time in like forever bro.
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Me and David went to the grease and squeeze last night. It was only $40 extra and she even swallowed some.
by Demon Fingaz November 25, 2025
Get the Grease and Squeeze mug.Mr. Squeaker is a very fluffy, kind, and fat hamster. Well, was all those things. My mom ended up running him over in her soccer van on her way to her side hoe’s house. Turns out she way gay. Anywho R.I.P Mr. Squeakers
Crystal: Mom?! Where’s my hamster!!
Her mom: *stuffing Mr. Squeaker’s in a garbage bag”
Her mom: anywho heading to my side hoes” 🙄
“Rip Mr. Squeakers”
Her mom: *stuffing Mr. Squeaker’s in a garbage bag”
Her mom: anywho heading to my side hoes” 🙄
“Rip Mr. Squeakers”
by anonymous November 5, 2021
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Crystal: Mom?! Where’s my hamster!!
Her mom: *stuffing Mr. Squeaker’s in a garbage bag”
Her mom: anywho heading to my side hoes” 🙄
“Rest in piss Mr. Squeakers”
Her mom: *stuffing Mr. Squeaker’s in a garbage bag”
Her mom: anywho heading to my side hoes” 🙄
“Rest in piss Mr. Squeakers”
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First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
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