Carmel Smack

When you have to poop and your friend won't stop talking, and a turd pops out of your butthole and snacks your panties

Janice: so like I was saying the party is going to be great..

Me: sorry Janice but if I don't get to the bathroom I'm going to Carmel Smack.

by Injurdbutrfly69 February 22, 2025

dinkle smack

When you smack a whore

I'm about to dinkle smack

by luchamucha February 9, 2018

Fore smack

When your foreskin hits the ground after circumcision and the doctor nuts

Guy 1: My son gor circumcised
Guy 2: did they do a fore smack
Guy 1: I did

by Captain cum_bag96 April 22, 2021

Transactionally Funny: "'Why Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse When You Smack Backs'"

Transactionally Funny: "'Why Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse When You Smack Backs'"

Transactionally Funny: "'Why Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse When You Smack Backs'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

turtle smack

To very slowly smack someone, but to step into it so quick at the end, they get their shit wrecked.

“Ill turtle smack the shit outta you nigga”

by bigjawbreaker December 5, 2017

Believe It Is Knuckle Cracking Between Smacking Uvulas 《Bellevue》; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Believe It Is Knuckle Cracking Between Smacking Uvulas 《Bellevue》; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

fruit-smacked

1. The act of having sex for the first time.

2. The act of taking someone’s virginity.

1. *Calling roommate at 3:27AM* “Maddie I’m at Delta Juul Lamnda and Chad just fruit-smacked me in his bunk bed.”

2. *The next morning* “Yo Chad I heard you fruit-smacked Shabeca last night bro, congrats.”

by kachowwwwww January 28, 2018