C Slap

Also, to slap someone's cock with one's face. This is derived from Einstein's Theory of General Relativity.

Wait... did she C Slap you? What a bitch! You should give her a White Christmas.

by Strokes McGee April 26, 2006

Slap the mayonnaise

1. When a woman slaps her clitoris during the act of masturbation. Examples can be found in a variety of pornographic films, including (but not limited to) CLAM SLAPPERS volumes 1-62, DIVING IN OYSTERS volume 6, and DADDY, DON'T! volume 16. This move was popularized by Nina Hartley in the 1983 film, PINK CANOE. 2. When a male reaches an orgasm of prodigious proportions. For examples, see any Peter North film. 3. Preparing a sandwich with mayonnaise. 4. The act of patting one's head and belly at the same time. Considered impossible by some, there have been several people throughout the years who have been able to accomplish this feat. According to old world legends, those who are capable of this also possess the ability to see the future and to control the thoughts of minor mammals. 5. An all-purpose phrase that can be applied to any questionable action. RELATED FACTS: When this phrase is used, it is not uncommon to accompany it with a gesture familiar to those who have seen THE KARATE KID. Both arms are swept across one's chest in unison, back and forth in a slapping gesture.

1. "Dude! Look at her slap the mayonnaise!"
2. "I'm gonna' slap the mayonnaise all over you, baby."
3. "I think I'm going to slap the mayonnaise on a few slices of bread."
4. "Shit! I didn't know slapping the mayonnaise was so difficult!"
5. "I'ma slap the mayonnaise all over this hizzie!"

by Tusitala July 29, 2009

Textbook Slap

When your woman is going down on you, and you arent feeling it. You slap her in the head with a textbook.

When Suzy said, " by the way I have a raging case of herpes" on her way down, I textbook slapped her.

by The Palvorichk Thrust March 29, 2007

Tip Slap

The act of using one's hand to swiftly deliver a blow to the glans of the penis.

Guy 1: Yeah, and so when I was listening to Glenn Beck speaking, it really moved me, y'know? It inspired me to--

Guy 2: *TIP SLAP!*

by Billiam Jenkins April 12, 2010

Banch Slap

is a slap to the buttox, back, stomach, or face that has a mix of bar-ba-cue sauce and ranch dressing.

Dude, that guy just got banch slapped!

by riler January 17, 2010

slap the leprechaun

to get really high; super baked off your ass; to have smoked so much marijuana that you in fact believe you're slapping a leprechaun everytime you take a hit.

slapping the leprechaun in the face would mean you have the first hit.
slapping the leprechaun in the stomach or chest would be taking hits in between the first and last
slapping the leprechaun in the butt would mean taking the last hit of that bowl, joint, or device you're using to smoke out of.

-hey, let's "slap the leprechaun" tonight
-i'm so down!

-aye waadddup
-nothin much, just slapping the leprechaun

by 3LEMONS December 13, 2010

whap slap

A slap that creates a loud WHAP sound. As seen on a webcomic called Sweet FA. Have a look on www.sweet-fa.tk and see if you can find one!

Luke: Hah! Told you you coudln't beat me at Super Mario Kart!

Johnson Jones: Shut yer trap before I whap slap you fool!

Luke: I'll be good.

In this example, Luke obviously knows the raw might that a whap slap can contain. Should this power ever be unleashed upon the world, anarchy shall reign supreme.

by Turmi January 6, 2006