by Banana Slammer June 12, 2018
Get the Urine for a Surprise Actmug. when a gilmorian shoves a stale moist baguette down his urethra and proceeds to cum in his misses leaving a pool of crummy cum in her. Ultimately finishing of with a nice tasty 69
by Nigilywigily March 30, 2021
Get the Gilmorians crummy surprisemug. An act of intercourse in which the male takes a 1994 Honda Civics battery and attaches jumper cables to his balls and the jolting motion from the electricity coursing through his body gives the female a shocking orgasm.
by The last wiggler December 24, 2020
Get the Palatine's Sweet Surprisemug. Person 1: Stephanie gave me a book for my birthday, and 3 months later texted me asking for it back.
Person 2: What a Surprise Loan Shark - Leave her on read!
Person 2: What a Surprise Loan Shark - Leave her on read!
by OnomatoPia October 27, 2020
Get the Surprise Loan Sharkmug. by Immaculate Ball Wrangler December 19, 2022
Get the granny's apple surprisemug. A variation of the 69 position where the man is on top with his open anus towards his partners trusting face. Just as the partner is about to climax, the man cuts the illest fart ever, ruining a perfectly good orgasm.
Friend: How'd your date with Ryan go?
Laurianne: I don't think I'll be seeing him again. He farted in my face with his cheeks spread while we were servicing each other!
Friend: oh no, he gave you the ole Lake Placid Surprise!
Laurianne: I don't think I'll be seeing him again. He farted in my face with his cheeks spread while we were servicing each other!
Friend: oh no, he gave you the ole Lake Placid Surprise!
by Gaysofthunder69 August 1, 2016
Get the Lake Placid Surprisemug. A Jack Rabbit surprise can only occurs under very special conditions. The Male has to have the pelvic reciprocation speed of a cheetah. He also has to be hung like a baby chipmunk. To do the Surprise a regular size condom must be worn. The Jack Rabbit happens when the condom is lost in the woman’s vaginal receptacle. This is due to the small size of the male’s member and the high PTPM’s (pelvic thrusts per minute). Once the condom is lost in the vaginal canal the male stops and yells SURPRISE!!
Jean: You in yet?
Jak: SURPRISE!!
Jean: WERE’S THE CONDOM??
Jak: Jack Rabbit Surprise ...IN YOUR FACE….
Jean: You sick mother fucker!!!
Jak: SURPRISE!!
Jean: WERE’S THE CONDOM??
Jak: Jack Rabbit Surprise ...IN YOUR FACE….
Jean: You sick mother fucker!!!
by bboy-domo January 19, 2010
Get the Jack Rabbit Surprisemug.