A person on social media who’s only engineering experience is in stock Kerbal Space Program telling people that a team of hundreds who have years of experience don’t know what they’re doing
A person who doesn’t know what the fuck they’re talking about
A person who doesn’t know what the fuck they’re talking about
CS_Skeptic said that Starship can’t fly because the flaps will tear off. What an armchair rocket scientist!
by TheRealSheep5 January 31, 2023
Get the Armchair Rocket Scientistmug. An act of squeezing the head of your penis at the point of ejaculation so as to build up the total pressure of the load. Then releasing it all at once, typically aiming upward at your partners face. The semen will travel 2-3 times farther and will be very unexpected.
She asked me to release my seed on her stomach but I gave her the bottle rocket cock and coveted her face instead.
by C.L. Cates June 24, 2014
Get the bottle rocket cockmug. I was cutting jalapeños for dinner last night and Becky tried to get frisky. I forgot to wash my hands and gave her the ol’ twat bottle rocket by mistake.
by Im AG AF May 9, 2018
Get the Twat bottle rocketmug. He wants the west to rot and die in a hole. He also has an insane addiction to nuclear missiles. He should really go to Dr. Phil
by Crotux December 11, 2019
Get the Little Rocket Manmug. by 8digyua8gya December 10, 2020
Get the el rocket launchermug. When you're butt naked, with your face in the mud and a bottle rocket between your ass cheeks and you say the phrase "sayonara sinners!"
i saw my boy the other day run on down the creak, he dun stick his face in the mud an' up an' did an California Shit Rocket! Mighty proud of ma boy!
by marcydibbatome June 30, 2020
Get the California Shit Rocketmug. When a girl with braces gives you a blow job and scraps the males dick and makes them bleed and continues to suck.
"Baby I'm going to give you a bloody metal rocket" "what's that?" "You'll find out"
"Baby I'm going to give you a bloody metal rocket" "what's that?" "You'll find out"
by Kujas July 11, 2014
Get the bloody metal rocketmug.