Twat bottle rocket

When you are handling spicy foods and put your fingers in or around a woman’s ham wallet.

I was cutting jalapeños for dinner last night and Becky tried to get frisky. I forgot to wash my hands and gave her the ol’ twat bottle rocket by mistake.

by Im AG AF May 9, 2018

Armchair Rocket Scientist

A person on social media who’s only engineering experience is in stock Kerbal Space Program telling people that a team of hundreds who have years of experience don’t know what they’re doing

A person who doesn’t know what the fuck they’re talking about

CS_Skeptic said that Starship can’t fly because the flaps will tear off. What an armchair rocket scientist!

by TheRealSheep5 January 31, 2023

Rocket League Mexican

Someone who tries too hard in Rocket League. Doesn't have to actually be Mexican. Often times has a rap song as their player anthem.

Dude the other team are playing like a bunch of Rocket League Mexicans they try too hard.

by ImNotDeluxe September 3, 2023

bottle rocket cock

An act of squeezing the head of your penis at the point of ejaculation so as to build up the total pressure of the load. Then releasing it all at once, typically aiming upward at your partners face. The semen will travel 2-3 times farther and will be very unexpected.

She asked me to release my seed on her stomach but I gave her the bottle rocket cock and coveted her face instead.

by C.L. Cates June 24, 2014

off your rocket

Someone who meant to say “is off their rocker”, but is bad at idioms.

1: You are off your rocket
2: I think that it’s rocker
1: Right, I’m bad at idioms

by ToastedRavs36 April 8, 2022

blue rocket donkey

a sexual position in which a donkey is used, usually consisting of two people male and female in which the couple has sexual intercourse while riding a donkey
ORIGIN- the color of the mans testicles may turn blue when the donkey runs and to the man it will feel like a rocket lifting off

The other day my girlfriend and i tried the blue rocket donkey to spice things up.

by wankiiit May 29, 2012

California Shit Rocket

When you're butt naked, with your face in the mud and a bottle rocket between your ass cheeks and you say the phrase "sayonara sinners!"

i saw my boy the other day run on down the creak, he dun stick his face in the mud an' up an' did an California Shit Rocket! Mighty proud of ma boy!

by marcydibbatome June 30, 2020