el rocket launcher

a rocket launcher thats spanish

Person: hey wanna go to space

Other Person: on which rocket

Person: on el rocket launcher

by 8digyua8gya December 10, 2020

off your rocket

Someone who meant to say “is off their rocker”, but is bad at idioms.

1: You are off your rocket
2: I think that it’s rocker
1: Right, I’m bad at idioms

by ToastedRavs36 April 8, 2022

bottle rocket cock

An act of squeezing the head of your penis at the point of ejaculation so as to build up the total pressure of the load. Then releasing it all at once, typically aiming upward at your partners face. The semen will travel 2-3 times farther and will be very unexpected.

She asked me to release my seed on her stomach but I gave her the bottle rocket cock and coveted her face instead.

by C.L. Cates June 24, 2014

Twat bottle rocket

When you are handling spicy foods and put your fingers in or around a woman’s ham wallet.

I was cutting jalapeños for dinner last night and Becky tried to get frisky. I forgot to wash my hands and gave her the ol’ twat bottle rocket by mistake.

by Im AG AF May 9, 2018

manual rocket launcher

when you nut in a girls mouth and clothesline her causing the jizz to shoot across the room and splat on the wall.

tom:hey bill did you bone last night?
bill:yeah man i made her do the manual rocket launcher
tom:hell yeah! did you hit the window and make it look like a bird shitted on the window?

by beansoup23 June 5, 2018

Armchair Rocket Scientist

A person on social media who’s only engineering experience is in stock Kerbal Space Program telling people that a team of hundreds who have years of experience don’t know what they’re doing

A person who doesn’t know what the fuck they’re talking about

CS_Skeptic said that Starship can’t fly because the flaps will tear off. What an armchair rocket scientist!

by TheRealSheep5 January 31, 2023

Red Rocket Productions

Red Rocket Productions is a comedy group based out of Denver, CO. The group contains Denver comedians Andrew Raschke, Derrick Rush, and Aaron Maslow. The group's website, www.redrocketproductions.net, contains sketch videos, stand-up comedy videos, blogs, interviews with Denver based comedians, and more.

Rod: Hey, did you see that new video from Red Rocket Productions?
Claude: Yeah, those guys are funny as fuck.

by RRPFan February 24, 2012